Claudia: Another day without my BOGO red shoes! DAMN YOU PAYLESS!!
*sobs*
Logan: WHAT?? I'm banned from where? Stupid Payless, I'll ****ing beat you with every shoe in your damn store and then sleep with your girlfriend! ****in' payless!
Lucky: Is this like the kind those mallard ducks have?
*Sam whispers in Lucky's ear*
Lucky: DAMMIT...why do these words all sound the same!?! It's frickin' confusing!
Maxie: ME...shop at Payless??? Surely you guess.
*Sam whispers in Maxie ear*
Maxie: Whatever.
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