who was dead and he heard the mortician talking and he kept saying "When you're dead, pain is the first thing to go" (or something like that) and then the mortician gets out the skull saw and begins to cut open the skull and the corpse goes "They lied Pain the last thing to go". Scared me terribly.
The other one was Night Gallery about the Earwig. The Earwig was a bug that was in your brain via your ear. This guy had one and it worked his way out the other ear and he was so happy until the doctor told him it was female and she had laid eggs. I was a kid when I saw that and it scared me horribly. Imagine how I felt when I found out that animals get ear mites!!! In fact I even asked my dr if ear mites could be transferred from an animal to a human and I told him why and he told me that I was NOT the first person to ask him that question thanks to that episode of Night Gallery.
