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Dorothy: I am Pussycat One, YOU are Pussycat Two!

Rose: A chicken once saved my life!
Blanche: They are the stupidest birds.

Rose: Do these glasses make me look dumb?
Blanche: Let's just say they don't hide it.

Sophia: Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!

Dorothy (to the fat, sweaty, shirtless guy who sits next to her at a baseball game): What kept you?

Sophia: I wuv you.
Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate.

Sophia: Guess again, oh special one.

Dorothy: If Gladys Goldfiend told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia: Who blabbed?

Holly (Rose's sister): She's feisty, zesty and full of old world charm - Sophia!
Sophia: She's mopey, dopey and full of crap - Rose's sister.

Dorothy: Blanche, you know what your problem is?
Blanche: Of course not.

Dorothy: I had to ride in the backseat all the way over here because Stan said the monkey called shotgun.

Sophia: I've said it before and I'll say it again - sluts just heal quicker.

Dorothy: Oh I do believe! I do believe in sluts!

From Designing Women:

Julia: That little topknot on your head is crooked.

Mary Jo: So basically, you've built your whole case around two dicks and hat.

Wilderness Experience director: What's your name?
Anthony: Cindy Birdsong.
Director: Who let you on the bus?
Anthony: I don't know. Some white girl.

Bernice (singing): Black man, black man! Where have you gone to?

Suzanne: Reggie Mac's taking his break now, thank you!

Charlene: I wonder what's keeping Suzanne and Anthony?
Julia: Charlene, are you serious? A six foot tall black man dressed as Hazel just left here with Suzanne, his co-conspirator to defraud the United States government. I think it's pretty obvious. They are in prison.

Julia (to her fellow juror): I don't appreciate you putting your big ol' box of June Allyson bladder pads on MY nightstand for all the maids and bellboys to see. Of course you don't care if you never get out of here, you don't even have to get up to go to the bathroom!

Suzanne: I'm about this close to gettin' in a tower and hurtin' some people.

Suzanne: Charlene, if this is something stupid, like Pam Ewing's coming back to Dallas, I don't want to hear it.

Suzanne: I don't like the way he's looking at me. Like he's licking the back of my neck.
Mary Jo: She thinks everybody's trying to lick the back of her neck.

From ER:

Abby: You watch me when we make love.
Luka: You're beautiful.

Luka (to Abby): I wasn't running away from anything. I was running to you. And I'll never let anything take this away.

Susan (about Luka): I think you should talk to him. He seems depressed.
Abby: He's European, that's his baseline.

Abby: Is one gonna be enough?
Luka: One what?
Abby: One baby. My uterus wouldn't stop bleeding and Coburn did everything she could, but...
Luka: You had a hysterectomy?....Well, one is all we need.

Carter: I just think that TV is a vast wasteland.
Abby: Oh sorry, I meant to watch La Boheme on PBS last night, but I had to go to the symphony.

Neela: Dr. Lockhart, would you care to give a second opinion?
Abby: Sure. Your ankle may be broken and you're a bitch.

Abby: I haven't been in a neighborhood this nice since the last time I tried to score some crack.

Abby: If your mutant, Croatian seed causes me to have twins....

Abby: Do you really think we should be doing this?
Luka: I do.

From NYPD Blue:

Ted (an informant with a microphone taped to his crotch): This is uncomfortable.
Andy: Well, the alternative location is up your ass.
Ted: All right. Let me learn to live with this.

Andy: What's wrong with this country? I'll tell ya - it's all these foreigners coming over here.
Bobby: Detective Sipowicz is one of our few Native American Poles.

Andy (re an annoying older woman with the hots for Danny): Sad thing is? Many a night when I was drinking, I woulda thrown a hump into that...

Andy: How the hell old are you anyway?
Anthony: Twenty seven years of age, as God made me.

Connie: Behind every great whore killer...