it went something like....
me: "oh, i was going to see if that garden center was still there, up by the old Cine."
mom: "It's not there anymore, it closed years ago!"
me: "yeah, that whole area by the DMV is really different."
mom: "that's not where the DMV is!"
me: "it's not? where is the DMV now?!"
mom: "over by where Bethel used to park the busses!"
me: "BY THE BUSSES?! that's the other side of TOWN! where are the busses?"
mom: "up across the bridge."
me: "huh, who knew."
mom: "so are you going to the Garden center?"
me: "i thought you said that closed?"
mom: "no, that was the Cine."