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"Don't need to bring you anything blue, do I? I can tell by the look on your face, we've already got that all covered, don't we? But as for something borrowed, how about you borrow my car keys and get the hell out of here, hmm?"~Jana Fisher.

ROTFLMAO!!! Jana was on fire all day today! I loved this line from her, reminding Amber how stupid she is to marry Deacon. But she was even better later slapping her foolish hubby, who's suddenly lost all his smarts! Hmmm, maybe it's Kevin & Amber that belong together...they're both idiots!

~9/9's results~
VORs: Michael, Dr. Simon, Traci, Billy, Paul, JT, May.
Best Fake Drunk & Smackdown: Daniel.
Priceless: Adam taking his suitcases down the stairs.
Hugs: Colleen, Traci, Jack.
Needs a Padded room: Ashley.
Needs Rescue ASAP: Colleen.
Best Props: Rope, Adam's suitcases, May's wedding invite, TTom's financials.
WTH: Daniel being in the same cell as suspected murderer Ryder??
Inbets: Jana, Jack, Adam, Writers.
Noddys/Slaps: Kevin, Amber, Vicki, Ashley, TGVN.
CKPN Noddys: Deacon, Ryder, Patty. Psychotics: Deacon, Patty.
AODs: PB, EB, ED, GR, MG. HM AODs: SH, TS, WB, JC, MF.

FYI: Stupid/Stupider: Daniel/Amber, Dopey: Kevin, SlutWife: Vicki, NSJ: Jack, Preggo: Sharon, Sleazy: Nick, Slick Dick: Deacon, Red: Phyllis, CeCe: Colleen.
Stupider's suite~Stupider dreams of her & Stupid, wakes up to Slick Dick telling her to rise & shine. She shrugs him off saying she has to get ready. After the call disconnects, Chloe & Jana visit. Jana gives Stupider a pic of her & Stupid in hopes she'll change her mind & NOT marry Slick Dick. Meanwhile, Chloe cackles about the black dress Amber plans to wear & hints too she shouldn't go through w/ it.
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Jail~Slick Dick visits Ryder to calm him down. Ryder fears Slick Dick will leave him in a lurch, but Slick promises things will be fine. They'll be living the good life soon once Dopey leads them to the painting. Ryder warns Stupid is on to them & will figure things out if they aren't careful.
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CL~Stupid & Dopey: Stupid learns Dopey is hip to Ryder & believes he'll fence the Terroni to help him. Dopey reflects he plans to use the reward money for the Terroni, not fence it--to free his brother maybe Dopey should be called Stupid! Stupid tries to persuade Dopey to help stop Stupider's wedding instead.
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Psych Ward~Preggo assumes Red got Sleazy to traipse to Switzerland w/ her to keep him away :::rme:::. Preggo sniffs oh well, it'll be a wonderful life! Preggo praises her calmness, hopes by the time baby spits out--she'll have her act together judging from today, you still don't. Off to therapy!
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CL~SlutWife & Sleazy discuss business/personal crap. Sleazy queries where's our mama? SlutWife notes hubby's too busy to look & asking her ex is out the question like JT/Paul are the only PI's in town? The sibs wonder why mama hasn't phoned & pray Patty is found before someone else is hurt.
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Cabin~Not Smilin' Jack nor the cops find a trace of Patty, but are certain she's got CeCe you're warm, Jack! NSJ figures out how Patty got the upper hand when he realizes daddy's gun is missing ding, ding, ding.
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Woods~Patty wakes CeCe, they have to move they spent the night outside & didn't get cold?? I know it's still technically summer, but--it's Wisconsin! CeCe's foot is asleep & she cries out held hostage & now her foot's asleep, CeCe's not having a good time, lol. W/ gun on her, CeCe manages to drop a piece of her scarf as a clue good girl!!
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GCAC~The Murphs arrive for the wedding. Kay snickers at the gaudy decorations which are trés tacky as Chance states Chloe's the matron of dishonor couldn't help myself there. Kay heads off to talk w/ SlutWife regarding Nikki I really hope she hasn't been in a ditch all this time!
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CL~Dopey & Stupid continue their fight; Stupid doesn't believe Ryder was in the alley that night. Dopey counters Ryder told Stupid whatever he wanted to hear since he probably beat him up oh brother! But if he's involved w/ Slick Dick, Dopey muses he'll need his help even more Dopey needs a smackdown.
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Jail~Slick Dick urges Ryder to stick to the plan after he frets everyone's trying to turn Dopey against him gee, I wonder why?? ::snort::. Slick Dick assures he'll get the life he's always wanted when Dopey gives up the painting..so will Stupider blech.
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GCAC~Chloe snorts marrying a guy you hate to save a man you love, romantic lol, as opposed to marrying one under false pretenses! Jana hisses not to encourage Stupider. Chloe/Jana agree she can't do this, there must be another way thank you. A sobbing Stupider knows what Slick Dick is capable of though; she tells C/J to help or get out the way kudos to Jana for leaving the dummy.
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Psych Ward~Preggo is excited Sleazy has visited no comment. No, he hasn't told wifey about the baby yet no comment, lol.
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Cabin~JT has no new info from neighbors, but at least they are aware Patty's in the 'hood & dangerous good! Paul doesn't like the tag used for his sister but she IS dangerous, Paul, so JT & NSJ remind him how she's hurt Summer & Ash--she came after him w/ a knife too exactly! JT is encouraged about CeCe sending a clue, knows she'll send more he knows her well!
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Woods~Patty is elated to hear running water, worried kitty kitty is thirsty. Aware of the area, CeCe guides Patty to the stream & leaves another piece of fabric on a tree you rock, CeCe.
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GCAC~The Murphs are w/ C & C, as Slick Dick enters. Chloe beams at least Slick's a hottie shallow as ever, lol! Slick Dick saunters over to chat, subtly sees Kay recoil from him ouch, lol. SlutWife nervously twitches as Slick Dick chats up Murph, then enthusiastically hugs her. Slick Dick slyly tells her to stay, he'd love to have her nasty ass! Seconds later, he returns w/ the JOP, but where is Stupider? All gape, as the gloomy bride enters wearing a short black dress & veil priceless.
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CL~Stupid is furious Dopey still plans to help the kid who set him up for murder. Dopey growls that's Slick Dick, not Ryder no it's both, punk! Stupid scoffs Ryder's a liar & con artist that he is, as he charges Dopey of turning his back on Stupider well, I would too, so..lol. Dopey remarks he threw Stupider out & adds he's judgmental she should've been thrown out for what she did! So what does he really think of him, Dopey rails that right now, you're stupider than Stupider? Jana intercepts as Dopey & Stupid began to tussle.
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GCAC~Chloe spills to the Murphs that Slick has something on Stupid, hence why Stupider is marrying him. Chance comments he can intervene, if only Stupider files a complaint. Chance goes to chat with Slick/Stupider, asks if she's really sure she wants this ugh, why did he ask her that in front of Slick Dick??. Slick responds Stupid just can't handle rejection as Stupider sighs it's her decision Chance is losing points as a detective, of course Stupider wouldn't admit the truth with Slick there!. Slick Dick smirks--let's have a wedding!
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CL~Jana pulls her bloodied Dopey off Stupid, as Dopey barks he's gone too far this time! He's let everyone including Stupider down. Stupid slinks off while Jana turns on Dopey, slaps him & bitches what's gotten into you best moment of the day, lol..damn!?
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Psych Ward~Sleazy relays he got to the airport in time, but looking at Red he couldn't tell her there. Preggo affirms that would've been cruel, as Sleazy exhales he can't tell her via phone either. Preggo infers Summer needs her mother right now, while Sleazy vents over telling Red. Preggo preens they should keep it secret selfish much--you just don't want trouble from Red!
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Abbotts~NSJ & the PI's are looking over a map. Neither NSJ or Paul have told Traci & Mary respectively about CeCe & Patty yet they should have, IMO. NSJ's cell rings: it's CeCe! But no, it's Patty, who's happy Jackie wants her where she belongs...with him, she guesses still delusional. Patty chirps she'll come to him; but as soon as NSJ mentions CeCe bad move Jack, Patty's irked & angrily hangs up she's not stupid--but not before NSJ hears CeCe yell "Jack, cow--!" Patty smashes the phone to bits & once again aims the gun at CeCe as the theme from Twilight Zone plays in my head.
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Psych Ward~Preggo thinks Sleazy should weigh his options, but Sleazy insists there are no options exactly! Preggo reasons their past quick decisions have hurt others & not to tell Red, Summer needs them stfu, blond bitch! Besides, Preggo insists, she's ready to raise the child on her own because you're a selfish ass. But for Sleazy, it's not enough to know he's the daddy--he refuses to deny his daughter GO NICK!! Man, giving him props doesn't feel right, lol. He laments it won't be easy telling Red but the three of them can work it out imagine that, someone w/ common sense.
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CL~Dopey yells out in pain after Jana slaps ice into his hand Jana's my hero, lol. Grumpy Dopey snaps what's wrong, as Jana slams him for not supporting Stupid. He's only worried about Ryder & chastises the boy has turned Dopey against everyone déjà vu moment, Ryder said the same thing earlier, lol! Dopey figured Jana would be happy once he found the Terroni, but he can't find the key [Daniel stole it earlier].
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GCAC~The small crowd watches Chloe walks down the aisle. Seeing Stupider's glare, Slick nods to the pianist--as Chloe hints to Stupider not to go through w/ it. As the wedding song begins, the glum crowd stands it's livelier at a funeral, geez. Kay angrily shakes her head at Stupider as she begins her walk down the aisle to her groom Stupider should've burst into flames the way Kay was staring her down, lol.
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Abbotts~Not Smilin' Jack, Paul & JT try to decipher CeCe's word & wonder if she was trying to give them a landmark as a hint. Using a laptop, JT plugs in the word 'cow' which CeCe "uddered" again, couldn't help myself, lol. NSJ deduces maybe it's a dairy farm & they are gleeful to realize there is one an hour from his cabin on Route 12. NSJ & Paul head out Hardy Boyz to the rescue, except they're going to the wrong place!, while JT stays behind & alerts the highway patrol loved JT being the VOR between Jackie/Paul.
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Woods~Stopping at a sign marked Camp Cheveyo "Cowabunga", they see it's closed. A wise Patty now sees why CeCe yelled out cowabunga when she was on the phone & shoves the scared captive like I said, this woman's delusional--not stupid. CeCe cracks Jack's on his way--all the Abbott kids went to camp there. She begs Patty to leave her & run. But Patty is convinced Jack heard nothing, CeCe blew it poor Coll!
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Psych Ward~Sleazy appreciates Preggo for trying to solve all their problems oh please stop putting her on a pedestal!; Preggo jokes her therapist claims she's got a problem w/ over-functioning. Sleazy reassures he'll be there for the baby, he already adores her. Calling out to Faith Cassidy Newman nice name, fitting too--who's your daddy, I'm your daddy! Sleazy lays his hand on Preggo's belly & Preggo smiles *gag*.
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Jail~Ryder is irritated w/ himself & tired of Slick Dick, Stupider & the painting I think he might turn on Slick Dick. The guard announces he has a visitor & in pops mama..who's face is hidden but her hand manages to caress her son's cheek any guesses who she is???
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GCAC~The bride in black aka Stupider almost breathes out "I do" but Stupid appears & pleads don't let her Stupid, she's worthless! Slick Dick presses her to finish her vows, but again Stupid tells her not to as Slick signals for security which is better than Newman's any day. Meanwhile, Stupid--along w/ Dopey who looks pissed, lol & his wife--explains there is something Slick Dick wants more than anything: Stupid brings out Dopey's safety deposit box key from his pocket & warns Slick Dick to call off the wedding or he'll never see the key again scoooooore Daniel!...

VORs: JT, Jana/Chloe, Colleen, May.
Best Props: D'amber pic, Scarf scraps, wedding decorations, Amber's black dress/hat & veil, map, Kevin's key, Camp Cheveyo sign.
Hugs: Colleen. Hero: Jana.
Kudos: Nick--for insisting Phyllis not be kept in the dark, Jana--for refusing to watch Amber marry Deacon.
Priceless: Jana slapping Kevin & slamming ice on his hand, Amber wearing black at her wedding, Kay shaking her head at Amber, Daniel showing up w/ the key.
Inbets: Daniel, Chance, Nick, Jack, Paul.
Worst Detective: Chance.
Sexy Men, Bad Choices, lol: Jack/Paul keeping quiet about CeCe & Patty.
Noddys: Sharon, Kevin, Amber, Vicki.
Selfish Bint: Sharon. Stupid Fools: Kevin, Amber.
CKPN Noddys: Deacon, Patty, Ryder, mama.
Smart Psycho Villain: Patty. Second Thoughts?: Ryder.
AODs: EO, GR, MG, SK, JC, PB, WB, DD.

Enjoy the rest of the week, folks! Don't forget, Y&R resumes on Monday. ;-)