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LMAO, ok I don't remember Vicki being that bad when she was married to Brad, but this was hilarious & certainly truthful of how Vicki's been acting lately! Too bad Patty isn't dumb like Kevin & wasn't fooled by Colleen's attempt to bond. Let's begin..

~MS's b-day post results~
VORs: Jana, May, Traci, JT, Lane, Bac, Colleen, Chloe.
Big Hugs: Traci, Billy, Lily, Cane, Colleen.
Best Props: Rope, Broken Glass, Gun, Can of Cocktail Wieners, Colleen's picture.
Best Romantic Couple: May.
WTF Moments: Patty having cocktail wieners in her purse, Colleen finding broken glass.
Priceless Moment: Daniel picking Amber up & carrying her out of AC.
Inbets: Kevin, Daniel, Chance.
Noddys: Amber, Deacon, Ryder, Vicki.
Slaps: Billy/Vicki.
CKPN Noddy: Patty, Writers.
AODs: EO, MG, GR, SK, TL, AH. HM AODs: BeMa, TS, SH, MF, JC.

D'Amber's~In bed...post-sex: Enjoy a jar of peanut butter ewww, double-finger dipping! I hope that jar isn't used by anyone else,lol...boast about burning up calories & bedsheets. Daniel's soon headed to Detroit to nab the painting. Once he has it their lives can begin again. Oh joy. To the world.
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Penthouse~Frick/Frack have no electric, water or cable lmao. Poo. No "chance" of even getting the blue dots off them, lol. Frack suggests boiling water in the fireplace, Frick whines it ain't the Waltons, John-boy bwahahaha, loved that show. Frick grunts they should've realized blackmailing TGVN wouldn't work it would if they stopped being cowards. In he enters, scowling where's MJ how the hell he get Phyllis' key? Frick/Frack act innocent, but TGVN knows they got Jack's money too. Vic complains he was double-crossed, Frick/Frack play their hands & screech they were double-crossed w/ the dye hilarious the blue dye is still on them! Frack threatens to spill to Ash if Vic doesn't pay up please, all bark no bite. TVGN stares down Frick & tells her to remind her boyfriend who not to mess w/ oooh scary *snort*...
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Ranch~Ash goes a'walking, can't get Nikki out of her head. No Adam isn't needed. Adam looks sad awww, pffft.
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Psych Ward~Nick comes in w/ gifts: chips/dip no, not Sharon silly, OJ no, not THAT O.J., foot cream. Sharon's curious about Patty & if she hurt someone else too bad she didn't nab Abby.
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Woods~Patty gives kitty kitty water, while a hungry Colleen insists on food lol, she's starving Colleen but feeding the kitty, ouch. She adds they can't stay in the woods indefinitely. Patty vents she's a mess, can't have Jack see her like that as crazy as ever. Colleen sniffs she must love Jack very much to be worried Kevin would've bought that line, lol. Patty snorts what does she know about LOVE um, that it's not supposed to be obsessive? Colleen laments more than she thinks.
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Abbotts~JT's on the phone widening the search, while Paul runs Colleen's license plate shouldn't that have been done? Vicki arrives--JT flashbacks to her confessing about Deacon, as she hugs Paul. Vicki's there to help, she hints suuure. JT gives her a cold stare.
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Psych Ward~After Nick fills her in mind out of gutter, please, Sharon guesses MJ put Vic's wallet in her room suddenly Sharon is Columbo. She queries where on earth did she get the moolah to fake everything? Nick sighs--from his dad you got that, Nick!
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Penthouse~Frick backs away from more threats towards Victor, promises they won't say a word to Ash yep, cowards. Vic leaves. Frack bitches out Frick for backing down, seconds later--Jill arrives. Where's my money, bitches I so wish she really called them that, lol?? Frack remarks she'll have to wait for them to get theirs--noticing the blue dye all over them--Jill snarks looks like they already did lol, word! Jill is shocked to learn MJ is Patty this, coming from a woman who's dead son popped up alive after 20 years?
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Woods~Colleen, tree, still tied up. Patty reminisces about Jack, Colleen mulls over JT. Cracks his wife was her evil step-mom, lol. Colleen mutters she tries not to pay attention to the voice telling her to rip Vicki's head off, prompting Patty to ask how does she make it stop? Colleen muses if she listens to it, JT will never love her. Patty inquires if that's how Jack will feel about her & if Colleen could talk to Jack for her. Colleen offers to try. While Patty chats away w/ kitty kitty, Colleen busies herself w/ using the shard of glass to cut the binds loved how smart Colleen was here!
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Abbotts~Vicki faces JT, pouts he didn't come home last night seriously NOT the right time to bring that up, Vicki. JT snaps she's there to ease her conscience & infers if she's worried, ask her father where's Patty damn, score JT!!! LOL. Abby marches in, blah blah blah why is she still on my screen? She threatens to never speak to Jack again if anything happens w/ Colleen :::Jack tries hard not to book a party to celebrate::: . Vicki pleads w/ Jack to let Abby go, as Jack is more determined to find Patty poor Jackie.
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D'Amber's~Clothed, Daniel hates having to leave but he must get the Terroni. First, he gets Amber to run errands...after she exits, Daniel lays a canvas on his easel hmmm, what's he planning? *wink*
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Penthouse~Jill realizes not only have the Bardwells double-crossed Jack & Vic, but her too. She's finished partnering w/ them awww, the wacky trio is no more. Jill is determined to live on nothing again & hints in a year she'll have a string of nail salons that's right Jill, work hard for your money girl!
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Ranch~Flipping through mail I thought he was blind!, Adam hides one particular piece under a cushion. Ash runs in w/ a cell phone she found at the exact spot she swore she hit Sabrina no one found the phone before now? Adam offers to charge it, but nope--Ash has a charger upstairs. Alone again, Adam grabs the hidden envelope. It's addressed to the Newman family...from Nikki must be nice to have the kind of blindness where you can totally see, lol!
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Psych Ward~Nick frets over Vic's involvement knowing how twisted Patty was when she went after Summer & thinks it's possible considering Nikki was w/ Paul. Nick figures it was hard for him to see Nikki & him together. But he also knows Jack was the target thank you! Sharon doesn't believe it ugh of course you don't, but Nick quips the more he thinks on it, the guiltier Vic looks hallelujah.
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Abbotts~Paul frowns at an old pic of Patty, Vicki asks how he doing & Paul sighs Traci refuses to see him I'm glad he doesn't blame her. Giving Vicki the photo, Paul recalls Patty as a sweet person who's now being hunted down like an animal. Paul hoped he had gotten through to her at the church & thinks he's let her down. W/ more encouragement from Vicki, Paul still thinks he can get through to Patty--but fears he won't get the chance hate to say it, but Vicki was actually great here, very comforting. I hope TIIC aren't thinking of setting her up w/ Paul here though.
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Woods~Colleen continues to "befriend" Patty, assures she can go back to her life w/ Jack. She can start now if she unties her. But smart Patty smells a con, calls Colleen a liar oops, jig is up. Patty jumps; she's bitten by a spider go spider!!!! Patty wails she should be w/ Jack, not some stupid girl in the woods, lol. W/ gun on Colleen, Patty spits she won't get away w/ this let me guess, it's the Abbotts fault for the spider too?!
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Ranch~Phone charged, Ash is disappointed the screen doesn't work. She tries voice mail & is surprised to hear Vicki's voice wait, all the people worried about Nikki & there is only ONE message on her phone??? Ash cries she hit Nikki! Adam looks placid as Ash sobs Nikki was there yes, now someone find her!
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Abbotts~Paul reasons even if Nikki hadn't left him, the Patty/Summer thing would have come between them true. Theorizing JT's had it in for her dad ugh, Vicki questions Paul about Vic's input. Paul is certain Vic is responsible since his sister had no means to re-invent herself I guess she's no Madonna, lol. At AC, Vic greets Abby--who cries over the 'freak' who has her sister oh how I wish she had YOU.
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Woods~Colleen fusses over Patty, who's doubled over in pain wow, that bite worked fast, lol. Colleen urges they need to go to the hospital. W/ Patty crying to kitty kitty, Colleen tries harder to free herself go Colleen!
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D'Amber's~Amber returns, Daniel explains he was inspired to paint. Revealing one canvas after another, each spell out the words Amber Will You Marry Me? Agape, Amber squeals for real? Daniel gets on bended knee as a video captures the moment. Wanting to grow old w/ her, Daniel requests the honor of her marrying him. Crying, Amber happily accepts good scene for D'Amber fans--congrats!
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Psych Ward~Sharon mulls Vic is like a daddy to her & thinks he would've said something after Summer got hurt well if he gave a damn he would've. Nick isn't as positive & doesn't know what to do kick his ass, poison him? Sharon states he should talk to Vic not that he'll tell the truth though.
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GCAC~Abby confides to Vic the police are at Jack's--JT said Colleen was kidnapped. Why would MJ do that, she huffs. Vic covers MJ's a troubled woman, Abby insists he has to help. Vic'll see what he can do more cover-ups, lying, blaming others--punk!
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D'Amber's~On Daniel's lap, Amber wants to tell him about her past wise girl But Daniel no longer needs to know--she's sweet, sexy & talented are you freakin' for real, Daniel?? Ok, so don't complain if another one of her nasty secrets comes out & shocks your ass--she offered the truth! ALL of it. He smiles she's his soul mate & doesn't want to live a day w/o her :::shudders:::. But now, off to Detroit! He tells Amber to keep away from Deacon & coos he loves her. Heading to the door, Daniel retracts for one more kiss good day for D'Amberites.
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Nail Salon~Jill tells a customer she'll be right w/ her. Looking up, Jill sees Frick oh goodness, lol. Frick isn't there to tease her, she wants a job whaaat?! Not licensed for a nail technician, no need for a receptionist--Jill surmises there is one job she can do, then hands a broom to Frick, who shrugs like Jill said--from the ground up whoa don't tell me I might have to start respecting Frick?? Nawwww!!
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Ranch~Adam hides the envelope behind him as Ash comes in w/ ice tea. Adam hisses they'll lock her up, but Ash is still focused on telling Victor everything well, good for you Ash, except TGVN is the wrong person to tell--oy.
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Psych Ward~Nick doesn't believe Vic will confess, but notes Sharon is right--he needs to confront him finally a day where Sharon doesn't bug me, except for that TGVN's a saint & doesn't do no wrong moment. Thank goodness she's still an idiot, lol.
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Abbotts~Paul runs to Jack, alerts him that Colleen's car was found near Twin Lakes. The three head out, but first JT queries if Vicki will be there when he returns. Vicki sighs she needs to see her dad. She wants Vic to look her in the eye & admit he brought Patty to GC don't count on it, but at least her head's not in the sand like her ex s-i-l . Meanwhile, Abby blames Jack ugh, I hate this bitch as Vic promises to find Colleen.
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Woods~Hands free, Colleen gets clear from the tree, grabs the gun & points it at Patty get the cops!! Patty lays fetal on the ground & begs Colleen not to leave her. Patty tears she doesn't want to die, as Colleen contemplates wth--leave her ass & find JT!!

VORs: Paul, Jack, JT, Nick, Jill, the spider.
Priceless: Gloria w/ the broom! Best Props: Nikki's letter/cell, Patty's pic, broom, glass shard/gun, Daniel's marry me canvasses.
If Looks Could Kill: JT glaring at Colleen. Ominous: TGVN standing in F&F's doorway.
Hugs: Paul, Jack, Colleen. Run 4 Your Life: Colleen.
Cute Proposal: D'Amber. Great Talk/Friend: Vicki, re: Paul.
Hero/Most Useful Prop: The spider!
Inbets: Vicki, Colleen, Gloria, Ash. The Truth Seekers: Nick/Vicki.
Noddys: Sharon, Adam, Jeffrey, Daniel, Amber.
Idiot/Don't Care 4 the Truth: Daniel. Get a Job: Jeffrey. TGVN's no daddy, dummy: Sharon.
Ewwwwww!: Peanut butter & D'Amber do not mix!
CKPN Noddys: Patty, Victor, Abby.
Cruel, But Sharp Psycho: Patty. Cold-Hearted Snake: TGVN. Bitch/Fool: Abby.
AODs: DD, AH, PB, TaSu, SH. HM AODs: JW, TeSh, JC.

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