One Life to Live Update for Friday, 13-Aug-2004

Summary: Writers take today off.
Bo is feeling warm after starting a barbecue in the meat locker (and not worried about smoke filling up the air they have to breathe)(note to writers: The freezer is supposed to be closed with four walls and is air tight essentially), Nora worries they will burn up. (Naw, they will die of lack of Oyxgen long before then). Bo uses a water pipe to send a request for help using Morse Code and they get rescued. (Where did I put that Morse Code book?) (Did he hammer out SOS, the old or new version? Or "Help, I am barbecuing myself in the freezer.")
Nora of course, being thankful (for smoke?) runs off to see Dennis (who left a note saying he has run off). Got that?
Kevin says he's leaving for Texas (go, go, go and wants Duke to attend school in LLanview.
(What Texan sends his son to school in PA?)
Blair confronts Asa at home and tells him that he must have forgotten about their appointment. She opens her overcoat to show she's only wearing sexy lingerie (Isn't Asa too far gone to notice?), and Todd bursts in and accuses him of having an affair with his wife (Note to writers: the last person Asa would ever take up with is Blair who left him to die)(even if he were crazy).
Antonio and Jessica wonder why someone would send him a letter with the dates of the deaths of Isabella and Manuel Santi II.
(Me too, has he ever solved anything?)
He decides to talk to mom, but Carlotta has left (cheaper than appearing on camera?). Anyway, he asks Tico where mom went (Why, when Antonio feels Tico lies to him);(that's the first person I'd ask). Tico knows nothing of course. Tico offers Kevin "an offer that will change his life." (He is not going to Texas?) David meets with Mrs. Bigelow (re Todd). Mrs. B says Todd is always full of "surprises."
(Note to writers: Why is Todd mad at Asa again? Because Asa thinks Todd fathered his grandchild when Todd lied and didn't father the child? How is Asa supposed to know Ace belongs to another ABC show? I think they should both get mad at the writers - and there wasn't even any "Love House" today...)