No job is too big. No job is too small. He's able to dodge bullets and leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Super Jase!
You heard what he told his BFF? He doesn't need a partner. He's got this. I just hope he cleared it with Phony Soprano, but you know enforcers get no vacation time. They just get 3 sick days a year. But the fringe benefits are to die for:
~Unlimited supply of black t-shirts and jeans
~Free coffee
~Mileage (75 cents a mile)
~A bidet
~401K match (up to 7%)
~Tickets to the Nurse's Ball
