Jason: Michael. It's me Jason. I know you are in excruciating pain, but I needed to talk to you urgently!
Michael: (Grimacing) Okay.
Jason: Two quick questions and you can go back on the morphine drip. 1. Why didn't you use a condom with Sasha? 2. Is it true you told her that she can raise the baby alone?
Michael: (Side eye) Yes.
Jason: Really? Because you're connected to three core families in PC: Spencers, Corinthos, and the Quartermaines. Plus, you practically walk on water. I am perplexed as to why she isn't falling in line as per protocol.
Michael: True. In pain
Jason: While I have you, one last question. Do you use Geico or State Farm for insurance? I'm with Progressive now and they raised my rate.
Michael: (annoyed) Please go!
Jason: Okay. Go back to sleep Mikey. Uncle Jason wubs you.
