"Lucky Penny" or "A Penny Saved....."

Written by luliebean on 21-Jan-2003 12:33 AM [#33]:

go to Sonny Confronting AJ about Leaving Court alone!!!

Sonny: ''Ok, AJ, here's the deal. I want Courtney to leave me alone, and I know you still love her. If you get her off my hands, I will give you Michael and I'll throw in a VCR''

AJ: ''You know, Sonny, I did some thinking and I realized that love isn't what we had. She's boring, dense, and ridiculous beyond belief.''

Sonny: ''Yeah, I guess she gets that from her mother. Ok, how 'bout if I throw in Max and a Nightclub?''

AJ: ''No, man, my sobriety means too much to me.''

Sonny: ''What doe--''

AJ: ''If I take Courtney back, and she starts to talk, there's an urge inside of me to either hit her, or get plastered''

Sonny: ''Yeah, I hear that.''

Jason: Walks in through the door. He & AJ stare at each other. ''AJ, man, I was wrong. You are tougher than I realized. How long were you married to her?''

AJ: ''Too long''

Courtney walks in.

What happens next?
Courtney: ''Are you fellas talking about me?'' -- AJ, J & S: Collective Grunt
Courtney: Giggles at the realization that there are two pairs of siblings there