The Sins of the Fathers

Written by ABCSoapsaremyfave on 10-May-2002 6:05 PM [#47]:

To kill Luke Spencer.

''I mean, Luke Junior, that is. Think they call him Lucky, said Zander.''
''Lucky Spencer,?'' said Sonny, astounded.
''Yeah,'' said Chad. ''Shapiro called me. She told me Jacob was a bad recast.''
''Yeah, I know that,'' said Maurice. ''He is as much a victim of bad acting as I am of bad writing.''
''CUT, CUT!''
Cried a voice in the distance. ''This scene just isin't working. You two can't seem to stay in character. I am sentancing you, both to be recasted by ex- Another Worlders, '' said McTavish.
''But you can't recast me, I'm Maurice Benard.''
''Yes I can,'' Shapiro steps back in. ''And I know just the guy. Brandon Routh, ex-Seth, OLTL.''
''And Chad,'' cuts in McTavish, ''we sentance you to couple limbo, and shining Ingo's shoes for one week.''
''Hey Chad,'' cuts in Ingo, ''Do these pants make me look fat?''
''Yes Ingo. More hair gel, too, '' says Maurice.
Just in is Robin Christopher. ''Oh, I can't believe I left llandview for this!''

What happens next?
Jax is really a woman
Zander throws a lucky-style temper tantrum