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Top Ten Things Stefan Couldn't Do Without

10) Moustache comb
 9) Anachronistic speech patterns
 8) Alexis' common sense
 7) Cheesy medallion
 6) A boat
 5) Mrs. Lansbury's cheese fries
 4) Medical Insurance
 3) A blonde to obsess over
 2) His inferiority complex
And the number one thing Stefan couldn't do without
 1) Melodramatic background music