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Port Charles Update for Thursday, 28-Jan-1999

Today on Port Chuckles . . . . .

The show opens with Joe and Frank -- Joe is planning to go over to Karen's. The phone rings -- it's Karen, asking him to stop at the store and pick up a few things. AND -- get this -- Joe actually WRITES IT DOWN!!!!!!!! I'm sorry, but I've never actually seen a man DO that, so this utterly amazed me! She also tells Joe that she bought some new lingerie. Joe leaves -- rather excitedly.

Courtney comes downstairs and is disappointed that Joe left. She and Neil were planning to watch a movie, and wanted him to join them. Darn the luck! Courtney sends Neil upstairs to start the movie.

Courtney & Frank go into the kitchen -- their favorite spot, LOL! -- but believe it or not their clothes stay ON! Frank knows that Courtney's not a happy camper about Joe and Karen, and says "You still got me!" Courtney replies "Stop before I die laughing!" Clothes still stay on . . . . this episode should go into the "Ripley's Believe it or Not" annals -- Courtney & Frank are in the kitchen for several minutes, and nothing sexual is happening other than the innuendo and sexual tension. Will wonders never cease!

And now, it's time to see the most beautiful sight on Port Charles -- that being Dr. Chris Ramsey, of course! Chris is in a towel, dripping wet, and just look at that well-sculpted body -- the man is truly amazing. Then he drops the towel, and . . . . oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry -- this isn't today's episode, this is my dream from last night. Sorry about that! But it sure is a nice little fantasy, isn't it? Ahem . . . . where was I? Oh yeah. Chris is at home, and Eve walks in and -- yet another "Ripley's Believe it or Not" moment -- she asks him how his defense is going! Wow! Doesn't even mention ANY of her petty problems! But, she's obviously not interested in details, and heads off to bed. Not with him, though -- foolish woman! Why, if I lived with that man, I would most certainly . . . . ah, never mind. Gotta keep this PG-13.

At Karen's place, Joe and Karen have sex. Everybody on PC is gettin' some but Chris. Why is that? Well, I assume everybody is -- I mean, we never see Matt and Ellen anymore, so I assume they're doing it. Maybe that's why we never see them -- all we'd see is them having sex, and nothing else. And this is a problem BECAUSE???? Trust me, I'd have no problem seeing Matt shirtless. So, just for all you M&E fans, replace J&K with M&E and use your imagination. As for Chris, well what can I say? He's the virgin boy of PC -- even Courtney won't give it up for him, and this is a woman who has a neon "Over One Billion Served" sign above her bed. Poor baby -- he should come over to MY place --- I'd most certainly take care of his little . . . uh . . problem!

Back to the Scanlon kitchen -- Frank and Courtney are still fully clothed. I guess they saw us coming and quickly put their clothes back on. Courtney asks Frank if he put the moves on Karen when Joe and her were gone. He says no. (Liar!) "You are the only girlfriend of my brother for me." Frank says. How touching. The doorbell rings. Frank answers. It's Chris, with flowers. "Aw, you shouldn't have." Frank says. (LMAO!!!) Of course they're for Courtney -- at least I HOPE so -- I mean, that's all we need. "Today, on a ‘very special' episode of Port Charles . . . ." LOL! Anyway, Chris kisses Courtney and she's all excited to see him. (Who wouldn't be?) Neil comes downstairs -- Chris has a surprise for him to -- a deck of trick cards. LOL -- SUCH typical Chris. Courtney sends Neil up to bed. Chris asks her if she wants to go out -- Frank can stay home and babysit. "Thanks for volunteering my services." Frank says snarkily. Chris sees Joe's prescription pad on the desk and reaches for it as Frank answers the phone. He steals a page from it. Frank brings up the Lance Pharmaceuticals deal -- Chris tells him that the whole virus thing was all Frank's fault. Frank says no, they share the blame. (Which is TRUE -- GO Frank! Chris, I love you baby, but you're SUCH a butthead sometimes! Get a clue! Both of you boys need a good whipping or two -- and if either of you wants to come over to my house, I'd be more than happy to . . . . ah, never mind. PG-13, I know, I know.) Frank gets paged and has to go to work -- since WHEN is he employed again? I guess GH couldn't do without him. He is, after all, the ONLY paramedic in town, LOL! Courtney comes downstairs and says she really should stay home with Neil tonight -- they can go out some other time. Chris leaves.


Back to Joe and Karen -- they reminisce about their childhood, yadda yadda yadda -- I'm sorry, but I sense an air of sheer boredom here -- I love Karen, but something about her with Joe makes me want to hit the ff button -- alas, I was watching in real time, so no such luck. Karen should dump Joe and take a good look at that handsome Dr. Ramsey. But I digress . . . . Karen tells Joe about Frank, and *almost* talks about the kiss, but drops it.

Back at Motel 6, Neil had a nightmare and Courtney comforts him. And of course, she's going to use this situation to her full advantage to get Joe back home. She calls Joe, and he rushes home to be with Neil.

At the penthouse apartment of the most gorgeous man in the universe, Chris comes home to find Eve all dolled up for a night on the town. I guess this means that tomorrow we'll be treated to a wonderful evening of Kevin and Eve. Oh joy! Oh goody! Oh BARF!!!! Chris says he hopes he appreciates her, and she can always come back to him. (Eve, you are just BEYOND clueless! I'd be ripping that man's clothes off by now! But hey, that's just me!) Chris then tells her that things are looking good for him, and starts to talk about Frank. Eve seems UPSET that Chris is going to try to pin this on Frank. Hey Eve -- isn't this supposed to be your FRIEND???? I'm sorry, but Eve was VERY nasty to Chris today! She could have at LEAST said something along the lines of how they were BOTH to blame, but NO --- she just gets all snippy with Chris and leaves! What a ---- grrrrrr! Hey Chris -- KETTCH! Learn it, live it! *sigh* Anyway -- Chris takes the page from Joe's prescription pad and calls a pharmacy pretending to be Joe, to get a prescription for Frank. Have no idea what the drug is and I won't even *try* to remember it, but I'm sure it was some sort of potentially addictive substance. Chris, you are SUCH a butthead! Don't you EVER learn??? Looks like the DOC will need to pull out that paddling machine once again . . . . . .

Joe comes home to comfort Neil. Courtney is a happy camper. And we see Karen at her place, alone, blowing out all the candles she had lit and she's NOT a happy girl.

And that's all for today, folks!

Valerie