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Port Charles Update for Thursday, 18-Feb-1999

Today on Port Charles, in this totally and completely BIASED update . . . .

Ellen and Sebastian are both stranded. Sebastian suggests that they walk over to the PC hotel, only a couple blocks away. Boy, it's a good thing Sebastian showed up -- Ellen would have NEVER thought of that on her own. Sheesh! (Can't a woman take care of HERSELF when in peril for once on a soap opera?)

Out in the middle of nowhere, K'Eve'in are lost, probably due to their combined brilliance, LOL! I won't say anymore -- this comment alone will be plenty to generate me some mighty nice hate mail! (Please keep that coming -- I print it out and frame it!)

At the apartment of the Dennis Rodman of Love, Chris and Courtney are on the couch doing some HEAVY making out! (BTW, I was all ready to replace MY name with Courtney's for this update, simply to keep it disease-free, but since they didn't do anything, well that'd be unrealistic. Cause I wouldn't have said no, LOL!) Courtney stops Chris -- says ‘It's important for me to get to know a person first.' EXCUSE me????? ROTFLMAO -- this from a girl who could compete in and WIN the ‘Couch Sex Triathalon' if they ever added such a category to the Olympics. I'm sorry, but -- are you BLIND, honey? Take a good hard look at this man -- what's not to want? I'd be all over him in a New York Minute -- wake up and take a good hard look at the incredible hunk of man that's on top of you, ya dingbat! Cause if you had a brain in your head, you'd KEEP him there! For as long of a time as possible!

Anyway, Chris, understandably frustrated and horny, since the poor boy hasn't gotten any since 1997, tries to think of a way to occupy the time since Courtney is obviously not willing to do what he wants to, and Chris is very much a gentleman and will apply no pressure. (Gotta love him!) He pulls out a deck of cards, and suggests that they play cards AND truth or dare -- whoever wins a hand gets to ask ‘truth or dare' to the other. Me, I'd have suggested strip poker -- but hey, that's just my own little personal fantasy!

Back at the big rig, Victor and Mary are getting concerned about Kevin and Eve. Victor goes off to look for them. Kevin and Eve, meanwhile, hear a noise --- it sounds like an avalanche.

Back at the PC Grill, Ellen and Sebastian sit down at a table. They begin to have a superficial conversation, and then Sebastian fesses up as to why he's in town. He tells her the whole infomercial story (please God NO, not again -- oh, the humanity!), and Ellen quickly realizes that he's her ‘Duke.'

Out in the wilderness of NY, K'Eve'in are still lost and cold -- so naturally they stop to kiss. Gotta keep those priorities in order, folks! After their brief makeout session, they spot the big rig and head over to it.

Back at the ‘Apartment D'Amour', Chris wins his hand of gin. Courtney picks truth -- his question is this: "How long is it gonna take for you to ‘get to know me'?" Gee Chris, not very subtle, are ya! Then they decided to each draw a card -- high card wins. It's Courtney this time. Chris picks truth -- ALWAYS, he says! Yeah right, pal! LMAO! Anyway, Courtney's question: "Why is a handsome doctor like you still single?" That's what I'd like to know! Hey Chris -- my phone number, in case you'd like to rectify that, is -- just kidding! Chris asks Courtney if she's still hung up on Joe Scanlon. "Joe who?" Courtney replies, and they kiss. MERCY -- that woman has A LOT more ability to resist than I would!

At the big rig, Eve is whining about I don't know what. And Victor is now lost -- Kevin heads out to find him.

Back at the apartment, Chris is starting to get VERY frustrated -- it's clearly been WAY too long for him, LOL! But he's still being a gentleman. Poor thing -- you know, I really don't want him to lose his recycled virginity with MWD, but at the same time I really feel for the guy. A neighbor comes to the door -- her little girl is sick with a high fever and she wants Chris to come and examine her. Naturally, sweetheart that he is, he says yes. While he's gone, Courtney plants the bug in the apartment -- on the side of the table, next to the couch! And tries to hide it by fluffing the top of the couch! LMAO!!!!!!! Insert your own blonde joke here!

Back at the PC grill, Ellen says she has a phone call on her pager, and gets the heck out of there! After she leaves, Sebastian realizes that Ellen is the woman he met in New Orleans . . . .

Back to the apartment -- my fave spot of this episode, if you haven't figured that out already -- Chris comes back in, and wants to pick up where they left off. Courtney has to go to the bathroom. Well, she doesn't say that, I really don't think you're ALLOWED to say that on a soap, at least I've never heard it said -- but you could tell where she was going. Chris grabs her purse when she leaves the room and goes for her wallet -- he calls someone, a PI I presume, and gives her drivers license number to have her investigated. What a SMARTY my man is! I LOVE this guy -- Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dumber will NEVER pull a fast one on MY man, no way, no how!

Victor is lost and scared, poor guy -- fortunately Kevin finds him. Mary and Eve are in the rig, and they hear a noise. They look outside, and an avalanche is headed right for them! And the show is --

OVER!!!!!!!


Tune in tomorrow --- hope you enjoyed the update!

Valerie