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Port Charles Update for Tuesday, 16-Mar-1999

GUESS WHO-OOO????????



YAY!!!! It's my alternate personality--- one of them anyway--- Updater Gracie!!! *Every*body cheer!!

Alright, I cannot tell a lie, I must admit, for awhile there, for the first 10 or so minutes of todays' episode, I had *truly* feared that perhaps Jeff had cursed me. I could just see him dancing around a cauldron, throwing some "special ingredients" into it, casting an evil, EVIL spell on me which would boot me from the chatroom after an hour--- *EVERY* *SINGLE* TIME, screwing with my posting, and--- the *worst* part--- setting it up so that Chris would never be in more than one of my update episodes for more than two seconds & look how I've just created the longest run-on sentence ever. Anyway, after awhile I realized that I should be *thanking* Jeff, heck--- LML for that matter, (no, I am not kidding) for giving me such a *hilarious* episode to update! Not just hilarious because I feel some of these things are so far from realistic it isn't even funny--- or rather, it is! I was laughing my "genuine & for real" laugh throughout most of today's episode, though I'm sure that wasn't LML's goal for the ep, but oh well, what can ya' do? Today *kicked*--- *fabulous* episode--- speaking of which, I suppose I should get on with the update--- that might be a good idea. Ready? Set? Go.


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Okie-dokie, PC kicked off with Lucy & Doc. Lucy is still in shock that Eve & Kevin are living together. Lucy needs to sit down, so while she is sitting, we cut to Courtney & Frank, the dynamic duo. Courtney is commenting about how she can't believe Chris didn't buy her pathetic excuse for a " I am *so* rolling in money because my dead ex-husband who hated me, & rightfully so, left me a gabillion dollars, I *swear* I'm not lying" story. This moment kicks off the truly hilarious episode, giving the name Port Chuckles new meaning. Courtney goes on to say, "Chris knew---he made *love* with me, & the *whole* *time*........" Give me a freakin' break. He *slept* with you Courtney --- you are *so* dellusional, I *swear*---the nerve........"made love"......*some* people..............Anyway, once again, Courtney blatantly states the obvious by pointing out that while she thought she had the upper hand---in *real* life, the one outside Courtney's mind--- Chris did. Frank calls Chris a smart snake. Courtney says, "......this is far from being over." Please.

Cut to Sebby & Ellen---we see them for 5 whole seconds as they wheel him into GH, preparing to treat him.

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Okay, back to Kevin & Lucy. She says she feels liike the first wife meeting the new girlfriend & comments on how much things have changed with them. Lucy laughs at the memory of when she was 8, Aunt Charlotte took her to the bakery & said she could have anything she wants. Lucy wanted a chocolate eclair AND a strawberry tart. She went for the chocolate (*YEE*-AH!) but always wondered about Kevin---I mean the strawberry tart. She says she loves Scott (ick) but can't stand being replaced.

Cut to Courtney & Frank. Courtney : "Can you believe the *nerve* of that guy? To actually *steal* a *bank* envelope from my *purse*??" (ME): Oh, what a world! I mean, all you did was try & take every cent he has, but *HE* WENT IN YOUR *PURSE*! That's it, someone call the police---oh wait, like they would be any help---nevermind. Frank goes on to back me up, pointing out how ridiculously *stupid* Courtney sounds. They start talking about how to make Chris think she has an account at PCNB (We make banking *easy*!) Courtney wants to open anouther account in her name & simply transfer funds from "Marcia's" account. Frank points out that it is too risky that someone would find out where the cash came from. He says,".......you might as well wear a sign around your neck that says 'I embezzled the money'," I can think of a few other things to go on that sign, Frankie................. They determine they need to convince Chris there is a logical reason all her money is in cash. "Why go to all the trouble?" I wonder. If it were me, I would just tell Chris that Courtney was only *considering* opening an account, thus eliminating the problem. Not that I would help them attempt to bring Chris down, but I swear, sometimes I think these 2 are sharing the same braincell.

We see Sebby, Matt, Ellen, & Eve. Eve tells Matt & Ellen about his condition, he can't be treated with Dopemine because of his heart.

Blah blah blah---commercials, ho-hum---YAY! Okay, Kevin & Lucy again. Kevin can't stand being replaced by Scott either. Kevin says Lucy saved him from a psych ward. When they were together, it was the happiest time of his life. Lucy: "*sigh* Then I screwed up---" Kevin interrupts her, saying things really started to change when Scott came back to PC, so pretty much the entire show LML has been screwing us over. Great. LOL---Anyway, I am thinking, " Poor Lucy---too bad she's not unscrewyupish like Tammy." Kevin comments about Lucy & Scott's "deep bond"---she agrees. They decide to remember the good times.

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Eve & Sebby. Seb asks what happened. Eve: " You passed out at the Recovery Room."

Seb: "Wait---I was in the Recovery Room......just got finished ordering.......I was payin' for my breakfast........& *Ellen* was there---& you were there, & you---& Aunty Em, * Todo too, and---" Oops, sorry. Where was I? Oh yeah, Ellen was there. Whatever. Eve tells Sebby that Matt & Ellen brought him in & that she told them about his condition. He states that Matt & Ellen have "both made it clear" that Ellen wants nothing to do with him.

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Ellen & Matt at the nurses' station. Ellen has gone all out, researching Sebby's condition. Matt is upset, I am mad. Matt: "I'm concerned that working with him could be particularly hard on you." ME: " No you're not." Matt has been getting on my nerves lately, always telling Ellen how to deal with Seb. Not that I want Matt & Ellen to break up or anything, but still-------*sigh* I digress. Ellen assures Matt that she'll be fine & that Seb is a *patient*, nothing more.

YAY!! The WONDER couple!!! Frank has to go to work soon & is blaming everything wrong with his life on my man Chris. Working at the Rec Room, staying hooked on DL-56...........Frank had just gotten over the hardest part when that mean old Chris offered to supply him. Yep, it's all his fault---all of it. Gee Frank, ever heard of "Just say no"? Courtney agrees completely, bringing up how he kept the money from Lance & didn't share with Frank. Frank suspects that Chris drugged him at Lark's party---good thing Courtney wasn't using their braincell. Frank vows "to make Chris Ramsey *pay* for all this." Yeah whatever Frank, cry me a river. Yes that's right, when this "new" Frank is pitted against Chris, guess who Gracie favors? LOL

In a HORRIBLE exchange, due to temporary *awful* acting---Courtney states that she wants revenge on Chris. She will get him---uh-huh, you wish. Chris vs Courtney & Frank..........toughie. LOL


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more yucky commercials......

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Kevin welcomes Siggy & Lucy back for a visit anytime, she declines. They comment on how happy they are with their respective new significant others. Lucy leaves, Kevin admires his model racing car & calls Eve. She is relieved Lucy is not moving back in. Matt & Eve discuss Sebby. He could die any second, even tonight. :(

Ellen & Seb discuss smiles. He really works for Lance, yada yada yada---kinda' nauseating.

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Courtney (to Frank) : " You know what's funny?" ME: "You & Frank trying to take on Chris?" Courtney could " REALLY be attracted to Chris" under other circumstances. We see a hint at sparks again between Tewwdle Dee & Tweedle Duh---I mean Frank & Courtney. Courtney knows the "new Frank" is actually the "old Frank, the REAL Frank" (my words.) because when Joe was "head over heals" in love with her---excuse me while I laugh---Frank slept with her. Courtney declares that she fell in love with Joe again in Greece. She used the word "mature" in reference to herself---I find that amusing. She brings up how Joe saved her life after that blessed sea urchin stung her---don't remind me Courtney, I still haven't forgiven Joe for that.

Courtney: "And so I've made up my mind. Joe & I will be married, we'll settle down, & we will raise Neil together." ROTFLMAOPMP!! *Give* me a break. She sounds like me when I was 4---"I've made up my mind---I *will* have that Magic Flying Barbie AND the Dream House---you *will* give it to me, you WILL.........." *sigh* Courtney sounds more like LML everyday............

They hear Chris, via the bug, on the phone. He knows Courtney has no account at PCNB (We *still* make banking easy!) And now for the funniest part of today's show---Courtney recalls that Chris' father was a con man, & (here it comes!) she says, "And I just had a *brilliant* idea!" No you didn't Courtney, don't strain yourself.

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WHEW! Okay! That's today's PC as seen through Gracie-Vision. Please keep in mind, these are only MY opinions, no offense was intended. And I absolutely ADORE all the PC actors, their CHARACTERS were bugging me today......LOL

BTW---I hope *someone* reads this--- 3 ink cartridges for my fountain pen, 6 pages front & back, an hour & a half of my time...........LOL

T-A, TA!!

Updater Gracie, "I'm not a baby, I'm a *big* girl."

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