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Port Charles Update for Monday, 26-Apr-1999

Today on Port Chuckles . . . . .

Ellen and Sebastian are at Ellen's apartment. They're looking through the stuff Matt returned to Ellen -- she finds the surgical instruments Ellen gave him as a gift. She's NOT a happy camper.

Kevin, Scott and Victor are at the hotel -- they have a lead. Someone spotted Lucy in a subway area.

Lucy is in said subway area with Annie -- she still doesn't like the name Eve, LOL! She thinks maybe Eve might have been the one who hit her on the head. "That sounds like something a person named Eve would do." Lucy says. (Editorial comment: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Annie suggests they go to the shelter -- there's a doctor there.

Julie is at Pferncliffe, freaking out cause the big bad orderly stole her ‘baby'. She gets her pillow, er, ‘baby', back, and the doctor asks Julie where she got the scissors. Julie won't say. She tells Julie she'll have to be placed in solitary. (You know, I gotta admire Julie -- it's gotta take brains to play crazy while you really ARE crazy. Well, okay, play crazIER.)

At GH, Eve is still feeling sick. Matt wants to run tests on her. Ellen comes by and gets all huffy cause he returned the gift she gave him. He says, in a nutshell, ‘Tough!'

Kevin and Scott go to the subway area looking for Lucy -- she's gone.

Lucy and Annie are at the shelter -- the doctor figures out that this is Lucy, and calls Kevin and Scott. Meanwhile, Lucy and Annie have located David Bordisso's office, and decide to go see him.

Matt tries to comfort a pregnant woman who's just had a seizure -- and I must say, I was VERY impressed with his bedside manner. VERY sweet and comforting. The woman tells Matt he'd be a good catch -- Ellen is there too, and she just kinda looks at Matt. (Sorry if I have absolutely NO sympathy for Ellen AT ALL here! You blew it, baby -- tough cookies!)

Julie is in a padded room (where she truly belongs -- but hey, that's another topic for another day). She has this little fantasy about returning to GH, everyone throwing a party and celebrating her return, and Chris comes out with her baby, and everything is just peachy. Yeah, keep dreaming honey -- cause it's the ONLY way this will ever happen!

Chris is FINALLY on (okay, he was on in the fantasy too -- but that was fantasy Chris, this is REAL Chris. You know, it's funny, MY fantasy Chris usually doesn't have his shirt on, unlike Julie's . . . . oh well, at least I'm not having the same fantasies as a serial killer!). And he looks HOT -- but then he ALWAYS does. This man couldn't look bad if he TRIED! Anyway, enough drooling . . . . Chris is trying to call Julie, but they won't let him talk to her. Eve comes over, looking VERY sick -- Chris is concerned. He also makes a smart-@$$ comment when she tells him that MATT was gonna run some tests -- wants to know why Eve is letting that ‘yahoo' do the tests. LMAO -- so, does that make you a horse, Chris? (Well, SOME folks -- not ME, mind you -- would say Chris is a certain PART of a horse, LOL! Okay, if ANYONE gets this whole reference, please tell me -- I'll be somewhat impressed!) Anyway, Chris wants to admit Eve and run some tests -- she agrees. And he comments that ‘I finally get to play doctor with Eve Lambert'. Foolish woman -- if I were Eve, Chris would have been playing doctor with me a LONG time ago -- whether I was sick or NOT! I better stop there . . . . I know, I know, gotta keep it PG-13 . . . . . . . .

Matt and Ellen talk about their past relationship, Ellen is sort of whining, and Matt's not impressed. He's more hurt by her than anything -- and I don't blame him one bit!

Scott and Kevin go to the shelter -- but Lucy is gone. They now know that Lucy has amnesia. (Hey Tammy -- have those royalty checks started coming yet?)

Lucy and Annie are at DV's office, and amnesia or not, Lucy is still Lucy -- she DEMANDS to see David Bordisso. "Tell him Eve is here." she says to the receptionist.

Well, that's the show for today, folks! Hope you enjoyed my update!

Valerie