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Port Charles Update for Thursday, 3-Jun-1999

Today was a FUN-FILLED, CHRIS-FILLED (always a good thing!) day on Port Chuckles! The show began with Julie and Courtney. Courtney tries to remain calm for about five seconds, telling Julie how she's glad she's okay and all, but Julie tells her that lying is a bad habit, LOL! Courtney begs -- "Please don't kill me!" Julie says she got in by using the spare key that Frank and Joe keep outside, and tapes her wrists together. Julie has also figured out about Frank and Courtney's little, uh, ‘relationship', and wants to know if they're best girlfriends now because they've had the same man, LOL! (Gee, I wonder if Julie knows about the one day that Frankie double dipped the two of them -- without changing the sheets OR showering in between, either. Bet Julie would be MIGHTY ticked over THAT one!)

At GH, Frank is walking around carrying his decoy burger in a bag, which is probably cold and stale by now, and tries to pawn it off to Joe, LOL! They talk about Joe's little ‘problem', Joe gets all huffy and storms off. Karen comes over -- Frankie makes nice with her.

Eve goes storming over to Chris' place and just BLASTS into him, telling him their friendship is over because Frank told her that he overheard Chris and Courtney talking about Eve's baby, and Frankenstein would NEVER lie to her, no siree bob! (And if you saw a little red blur fly by on your screen, that was me throwing a slut pump at her for yelling at Chris!)

Joe and Karen see each other and start talking. They talk about Scott and Neil. Zzzzzzzzzzzz -- trust me Karen, you're MUCH more interesting without this guy! Forget about him already!

Back at Motel 6, aka Chez Scanlon, Julie is taping Courtney's legs together and Courtney is crying. And you know, it looks like JULIE is also part of Mr. big's gang -- cause he was supposedly sleeping across the hall, and these two ladies are making enough noise to wake the dead. So I'm just assuming that he's letting it slide because Julie is working for him and he doesn't want to disturb her work. (If you're not familiar with the ‘Mr. big' theory on PCO, check out Kathim's Welcome Wagon Kit on the PC Message Board for all the details.) Once again, Courtney begs Julie not to kill her. Julie tells her that the knife she's holding is for breaking into locked doors, not for stabbing blonde bimbos. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! These two are cracking me up! Julie finds a secret container locked in Frank's dresser drawer. She opens it and finds -- cigars and condoms! Once again, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Oh that Frankie -- what a scamp! Frank walks in -- Julie picks up a cellphone and calls him, leading him on a wild goose chase so that he won't come upstairs. Suddenly Julie feels a sharp pain, and takes off.

Back at GH -- Joe and Karen ALMOST make up, until Karen mentions therapy for Joe. Joe blows a gasket, yells at Karen and storms off. Note to Karen -- don't waste your time with this hothead! He ain't worth it, honey!

Back to Chris and Eve, in which IMHO is the BEST scene of the day, Chris BEGS, I mean literally BEGS Eve to stay and hear him out. She doesn't want to, but finally agrees. Chris, who is practically in tears, tells her how he could count all the friends he's had in his life on one hand, and even so he never really trusted them. Until her. He tells her how he'd do anything for her -- jump in front of a speeding train, take a bullet for her -- and PLEASE don't walk away from their friendship. He's almost in TEARS during this scene. And I just have to say that Nolan North played this to the HILT! Put this one aside for your Emmy reel, honey! I was practically crying right along with him. He was totally and completely sincere and believable, and I am in complete AWE as to the acting abilities of this man! Mega-kudos to Nolan!!!!!!! I know I tend to gush about superficial stuff in regard to this man in here a lot, like what a babe he is and what a nice bod he has and stuff. And while all of this IS true, my first and foremost area of admiration for Nolan is his AMAZING acting ability. The guy is a consummate pro, and never misses a beat at anything -- comedy, drama, whatever. Gotta admire that! Eve is moved by his words (which I am eternally grateful for, otherwise there'd be a whole CLOSET of slut pumps flying her way!) and says she believes him. Chris then goes back into joking mode, and says that she can make it up to him by giving him a full body massage, LOL! The two of them try to figure out what's going on with Courtney. Eve wants to know why Courtney told Lucy -- "I've never done anything to Courtney -- YET." she says! LMAO! They put their heads together and figure out that Frank and Courtney are in on this together.

Back at GH, we get a MATT scene! Wow -- TWO one-minute Matt scene in a WEEK! How utterly THRILLED you Matt fans must be! Just think -- the third time's the charm! He may even be on for TWO minutes tomorrow! Keep your fingers crossed! You see, I have a solution for all of the Matt fans to get your man more airtime -- have him sleep with either Lucy or Eve! Couch sex preferred, of course! Then he'll get sucked into the destructive vortex of the SFIDH and GDQ, and they'll probably pod the heck out of him, buy hey, airtime is airtime, right? Somehow I don't think you're buying this, are you? Didn't think so. Anyway, Matt and Karen discuss relationships. "I don't know what I would have done if Ellen slept with Sebastian," Matt says. (Dum, dum, DUM . . . . . . can't you just HEAR the ominous music in the background?

Back at the Scanlon place, Frank comes in and finds Courtney all tied up on his bed. Now -- here's my question -- will he untape her or leave her that way while he . . . ah, nevermind. PG-13, I know, I know.

At Chris' apartment, Chris looks longingly at a photo of him and Eve that he keeps on his desk. Boy, has he got it BAD! Poor thing! Julie comes to the door -- she's in labor!

And that's all there is for today, folks!

Valerie