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Port Charles Update for Tuesday, 8-Jun-1999

Today's fun-filled episode begins with Chris, who is wonderful, as always, holding Baby-nut and talking to her, and he looks SO sweet. Julie is asleep on the bed, and she wakes up and wants to hold her baby. She names the baby Christina, after Chris, and refers to Chris as Christina's godfather.

At Chez Scanlon, Frank and Courtney are arguing, blaming each other for blowing their cover with Kevin and Eve. Kevin and Eve, meanwhile, go over to the Scanlon house and confront Frick and Frack together.

Back at Fairy Tale Village, Chris tries to convince Julie to turn herself in. She says no way.

Back at the Scanlon house, the confrontation begins. Heckyl and Jeckyl continue to live in Denial City about the fact that they're up to something, and boy, does Kevin get MAD! (I LOVE this side of Kevin!)

Back to Chris and Julie -- Chris is still trying, unsuccessfully, to convince Julie to turn herself in. He says he only wants what's best for the baby. And I believe him.

Back at the Scanlon house, Frank and Courtney try to convince Eve that Chris is in love with her (and he IS) and that he told Courtney about her baby out of revenge (which he didn't). Kevin just about goes medieval on Frank and REALLY threatens him. Did I mention how much I LOVE this side of Kevin. (Of course, I'd love it MORE if it wasn't Evie-kins he was defending, but hey, you take what you can get.)

Frank is NOT a happy camper, and threatens to just drop Courtney altogether and let her work on her own, now that his plan against Chris is botched. Courtney whines to Frank. Oh, for cryin' out loud, why don't these two just have couch sex and get it over with? You KNOW they both want to!

*******WARNING******** Those of you who nauseate easily may want to skip this paragraph. In fact, *I* nauseate easily, so maybe I should. Ooops, can't do that -- I'm WRITING it! Oh well -- let's make this as quick and painless (not to mention snarky) as possible, shall we? K'Eve'in are in the car, talking about Chris, and Eve actually sounds mildly concerned that Chris is missing, which totally surprises me, cause I honestly didn't even expect *this* much from her. Anyway, then the pukefest (IMHO) begins. Eve calls Kevin her ‘hero'. She makes goo-goo eyes at him, he returns them, and almost runs off the road because of it. (Oh yeah -- BRILLIANT behavior, folks!) Kevin, proving that even pinheads can be neanderthals (and HE said it, not me!), refers to Eve as ‘His Woman'. She, in turn, says that ‘You're My Man'. And I reach for the Tums. Anyway, long story short, Eve doesn't believe for one second that Chris has any romantic feelings for her. Insert your own Eve joke here . . . . I'm not in the mood right now.

Back with the more interesting ‘couple' that was on today, Chris is still trying to reason with Julie, and let me tell you, reasoning with a serial killer isn't an easy job. Julie, like all good PC'ers who wish to leave town, wants to "Go to Canada". (You know, I see more and more proof every day that the PC folks are lurking here on PCO in the dialogue that turns up on the show! Now if only they'd read the fanfic and get a clue how to write . . . . .) Chris pretends to agree that he'll help her, then says he's going to get the car. He goes outside, where a pay phone is right there *conveniently* next to his car, and calls 911 and tells them where they can find Julie . . . . . .

That's all there is for today, folks!