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Port Charles Update for Monday, 14-Jun-1999

Today's episode begins, strangely enough, where Friday's ended. Karen demands some answers. Frankie gives her some - just not honest ones. (I bet you're shocked aren't you?). Frank claims Joe has been giving Janelle money to help her with her sister's kid. So why did she thank you, asks Karen her tone suspiciously sounding suspicious. Because I gave her money replies the kind and generous Frank. Kevin, in the meantime, is in major recap mode declaring he knows Victor is lying cause he saw the passport and he made the phonecall (I guess it's better than another endless flashback.) Victor accuses Kevin of feeling seperation anxiety-i-fied. Heck Kevy may be even becoming paranoid. The unamused Kevy advises him to quit shrinking. Kevin points out he found some codes - oh says Victor part of my code war memoriabilia (hehehe). Kevin wants to help his father if he is in trouble. Victor admits he has an explanation. Kevin is listening. (And I am very happy to be treated once again to a Victor/Kevin scene. May many more come our way).

Lucy (still wearing that strange fuzzy at the collar blue shirt) and Scott arrive at the Lighthouse still a fussin' about DV. Scott's great theory is that DV is a liar. Hmmmm I bet that took a long time to come up with. Oh lookie there are some more flowers. Lucy tries to grab the card mumbling something about Jax but Scott beats her to it. The card says "History always repeats itself. Love DV"Scott wonders what that is supposed to mean.

Fade to all the lovely pictures of all the lovely stars of PC.

When we return, and Tammy pushes rewind to gaze at the picture of Kevy a few more times, Lucy is clueless about DV's meaning but Scott has it all figured out. DV intends to take from him everything Scott's father took from DV. The doorbell rings and it's Lee. Lee has good news for a change - Scott cannot be prosecuted for violating his probation. Lucy (and somehow I knew I wouldn't make it through this episode without a flashback - I must be all seeing just like Ethel ) flashes to DV declaring love and devotion. Lee has spoken to someone who specializes in adoption and hands a delighted Scott and Lucy his card. Lucy is beeped for a Nurses' Ball meeting.

Victor tells a tale of Bill Dyson - a cover (not the kind that goes on a bed) - and oh - have I mentioned how very very good Kevin looks in dark colors? - oh back to the story - Victor was intelligence - the classified kind. Kevin - no dummy himself - figures out that that explains Victor's lifelong disappearing act. Kevin considers this the big one - secret that is. Victor can't tell Monk if he is still intelligent or not. Kevin's frustration is interrupted by his cellphone. Dr. Nelson has a SOS from Julie for Kevin. Victor insists he is in no danger and that Kevin is just gonna have to trust him.

Karen and Frank (and you will have to excuse the major yawn) are once again discussing Joe and trust and prostitution and haven't I heard this conversation a hundred times already? Frank points out he was conned by Julie (gee I bet that was a hard trick to pull off - not!). Frank and Julie are over each other says Frankie but then Karen feels the breaking in and ramsacking Frank's room thing was a bit strange. Frankie and Karen are moving on (hopefully to a new conversation.) Courtney, Joe and Neil are row, row, rowing their boat ( a joke about not having any oars in the water comes to mind here - but I'm too sweet to tell it.)

Karen presents Neil with the much coveted 1999 some team or another baseball cards. Courtney and Neil make a quick exit. Karen snarkly mentions Janelle much to Frankie's discomfort. Joe and Karen begin to yell and are reprimanded by the queen of all things mannerly Courtney. Joe wonders about Frankie's wonderful-ability with Karen. Joe goes off in search of Janelle. Scott pops over to see Victor and begins to pop out questions about Bordisso. Julie denies having given birth to a pillow she tells Kevy she just wanted to breathe the air. Kevin - still apparently hung up on that lying stuff - points out that Julie is well - a liar. Julie believes the truth will set her free (cue the stirring music!).

Hey look it's Kat! Kat in PC! (Hey Courtney you made want to hide Neil away ). This is a shocker - Kat and Lucy trade insults. I knew you would be surprised. Lucy wonders what Kat is doing here (and makes a mental note to fire some very lazy elves). Eve comes by to yell at Lucy which Kat overhears (well cause she is yelling). Eve wants to dance with Chris darn it! (So do I - preferably a slow, long dance in the dark.) Eve accuses Lucy of being friendness untalented. As Lucy announces it is her turn, Kat continues to watch, listen, and smile smugly.

Oh lookie - a promotion for the Nurses Ball - I for one cannot wait. And back to the show where peeking Kat witnesses Lucy announce she has plenty of friends thank you very much as she then struggles to list the masses. Eve is unimpressed. Lucy is all for letting bad tempered Evie dance badly with Chris. Eve orders Lucy out of her life. Kat and Eve bond over their let's ring Lucy's neck fantasy. Joe considers Frank's story senseless. Joe gets all self righteous. By jolly wiggers he is gonna find the person who set him up. I am pretty sure Frank and Courtney were shaking in their snake-skins. Victor advises Scott to be rule-free and ruthless. Julie points out that Kevy has fought his way out of darkness - just like she has. Kevin thinks Julie is very smart and undelusional and un-insane.

Julie was never crazy says she. The only person you hurt by lying is yourself says the wise ole Kevy. Kevin agrees to treat the truthfulfromnowon Julie. Julie has a whooper of a confession - are you sitting down? sit - I'll wait - okay all comfy? - Julie says she doesn't think - you are ready for this right? - that she committed the murders. Kevy looks stunned (and looks good while looking stunned.) Fade to black.

Tammy