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Port Charles Update for Monday, 8-Nov-1999

Okay folks, here's today's snarky update! Word of warning -- I really don't have any kind words to say about Dr. Kevin Collins today. Other than Kevin is a hot looking guy even though he's the world's biggest idiot! So Kevin fans, beware! (Gosh, I USED to fall into that category too . . . . . *sigh*) I may use a couple of terms of ‘endearment' when I refer to Kevin, such as *pinhead* or *Bruce* -- just in case you wonder who the heck pinhead and Bruce are. Now you know!

The show opens with the most gorgeous man walking the planet, Dr. Chris Ramsey, who is in a suit and at the nurses station and is looking SO hot and I am drooling and staring and I really haven't the slightest clue what he's saying the moment -- my god, he is GORGEOUS ----- oh, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to be doing the update here. I got a bit, uh -- ‘distracted' for a minute.

Anyway, back to Chris. He gets paged -- it's Julie. He apologizes for not being able to come to see her at Ferncliffe before she leaves for her hearing, but he'll see her at the courthouse. After he gets off the phone, he notices Christina's name on a schedule, and you can just see the wheels turning in that sneaky little head of his . . . . . .

At the firehouse, Scott and Victor are talking. Some maniac starts pounding *violently* on the door -- oh look, it's our favorite shrink with the IQ of bean dip, Kevin "Pinhead" Collins. And boy, is he MAD! It seems that some evil people have dared to question St. Eve's caringness. How *dare* they! Eve is wonderful -- she'd never do anything bad -- no sir, not someone as joyful and positive and our Miss Evie. Uh, guess what, Bruce -- Scott says she did -- so there!

Julie is in the paddy wagon, on her way to the courthouse. The driver stops -- and Chris gets in with her. He bribed the guard to let him ride with her, LOL! (Yup, that's my Chris!) Julie is thrilled. Did I mention how hot Chris looks?

More ranting, yelling, screaming, and generally behaving like a big fat @$$ from Bruce. He yells at Scott. He yells at Victor. He yells at Lucy. It's THEIR fault -- Eve is innocent. They try to reason with him -- he turns to Lucy and says that Eve didn't betray him, and I quote "Believe me, I know what it feels like when someone does." What a JERK! I just wanted to smack him --- that was SO uncalled for! Lucy leaves to take Christina to her appointment. (BTW, Lynn Herring is SUCH a trooper -- it's obvious she's sick, and is still turning in a terrific performance. Bravo, Lynn!)

Enough about the pinhead. Onto someone with more of their marbles in tact -- like Julie. She notices that the truck isn't going to the courthouse. Nope, it's going to GH -- where Chris has arranged for Julie to get a glimpse of Christina. Julie is thrilled! Chris is SUCH a sweetheart -- did I mention how hot he looks today? :)

More of Bruce yelling at Victor, blah, blah, blah -- Scott says he has a tape to prove Eve took the letters to DV.

NOTE: Commercial break showed a preview of Jax and Chloe on GH having sex this week -- yeeeeech! Get your barf bags handy, all you GH fans!

Back in the paddy wagon, Chris apologizes to Julie -- he didn't realize how hard it would be for her to have to watch Christina leave. She says it's okay -- she's very happy. You know, I'm almost believing Julie is reforming here -- until she suggests that they hit Lucy with the van, grab Christina, and make a run for the border! Whew! Glad that little moment of insanity on my part has passed. Anyway, Julie tells Chris about her nightmare -- and how Greg Cooper killed him in the end of it. He tries to reassure her, but I think he's just a *little* bit worried -- and so am I. And BTW, he STILL looks hot, in case you were wondering . . . . . .

Scott shows Bruce the tape of Eve stealing the letters -- and says he can't tell Eve they know. And guess what -- the pinhead is STILL defending her! And that's how it ended folks -- anyone care to go with me on a hunt for the real Kevin Collins? Cause clearly, he was nowhere to be found today. Ah well, on the upside, today was Eve-free -- and we saw Chris, who looked VERY hot, in case I haven't mentioned that already!

That's all, folks! Please remember to spell my name correctly when you send me that hate mail, okay! Ta!

Valerie