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Port Charles Update for Monday, 14-Feb-2000

Author:	RamseyFan
Posting date:	Mon, 14-Feb-2000 12:23:51 PM PST

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! As you're about to find out, nothing says loving like children in peril and children's furniture. Not to mention grown adults acting like hormonally crazed fifteen year-olds ON children's furniture. Let the fun begin (get out your barf bags) . . . . .

Karen and Joe talking to Frank and Courtney -- they want to wait till Neil is stronger to go ahead with the procedure. Joe is being a big fat jack@$$, and after they leave, he calls someone and says they're gonna do the procedure ASAP.

Eve opens up her locker, and a barrage of flowers falls out. Uh, Kevin -- here's a thought -- romance is nice, but creating a MESS in the middle of a HOSPITAL for doctor who has busy hours and doesn't have twenty minutes to clean it up isn't exactly -- oh, wait a minute, this is Eve we're talking about here. Silly me -- nevermind. Anyway, Kevin leaves her a note saying how he knew he was in love with her when he thought she was DEAD. Yup, it's true -- I can't make stuff like this up, folks! Whatta guy!

Kevin is in the lobby holding a shrunken head -- Eve comes over and drapes all over him right in the middle of the lobby. Gee, this is gonna be a FUN episode. Yee-haw! (Pass me the Tums.)

Scott and Lucy walk in on Julie holding Christina -- Chris and Julie manage to cover very cleverly, and Scott being a blonde and all buys right into it. (And he calls CHRIS an idiot.) And Lucy -- well, I guess her psychic powers aren't what they used to be, cause she buys it too. Chris and Julie go into the hall -- he promises he'll take good care of Christina during the procedure.

Eve and Kevin decide that perhaps having sex in the GH Lobby isn't a bright idea, though I honestly wouldn't put it past them, so they go into the on call room and get all hot and heavy. Oh, joy! Kevin tells Eve he has another surprise for her -- Eve reaches into his pocket and pulls out -- a shrunken head!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! First of all, I'm LMAO at the fact that Kevin is pinheaded enough to have KEPT this thing, and just shoved it back into his pocket like it was his wallet! And, I'm just enjoying the look of repulsion on Eve's face. Second best moment of the day -- we'll get to the best a little later.

Frank and Courtney are keeping vigil with Neil -- Frank suggests they get away for awhile, but not too far. They go up to the roof -- Frank tells Courtney how he fell off that roof, and he shouldn't even be alive right now, but he is, so miracles can happen. I love these two!

Scott and Lucy wait in Christina's room -- Chris comes in, tells them the procedure went well. He leaves, and Scott has something delivered -- it's a lamp. Okay, whatever. These people are WEIRD.

Kevin leads Eve into a room in the lighthouse, blindfolded. Here I was, hoping it was really Ryan, getting ready to torture her, but no such luck. (Send that hate mail to VALERIE -- please spell it right -- at D2Leaper@aol.com. I print it out and frame it, and my mailbox has been empty of late!) Eve is trying to figure out what he got her -- she knows it's a reminder of something from their past. She says it can't be Italy, she didn't find being locked in the morgue sexy. That's not how I remember it, I recall them getting all hot and heavy in THERE too, but what do I know? Anyway, it's the race car bed they first had sex in! Woo-hoo! I'm leaving the comments up to you folks -- what I have to say isn't fit to print.

Karen goes up to Joe and gives him a gift -- something she said she never had the nerve to give him before.

Now, here's the BEST PART of the show -- Happy Valentine's Day to ME!!!!!!!!!! Chris comes into the on call room and TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah yes, the folks at PC are FINALLY realizing what the viewers really want to see! And apparently so does Julie, cause she's in there waiting for Chris, and after he tells her that Christina is okay, he continues to walk around the room, shirtless, pours himself a cup of coffee, shirtless, and Julie is just STARING at him, practically drooling, and I certainly don't blame her one bit. But, sadly, Chris then puts another shirt on. Oh well -- it was fun while it lasted. They sit down on the couch and have a short makeout session. Then some cheezy music starts playing, and we move over to Lucy and Scott, dancing in Christina's room, presumably while she's lying in her crib after having just undergone a bone marrow extraction. Like I said before -- these people are WEIRD. Now we move on to some horny couple boffing (can you say boffing on PCO? Guess we'll find out, won't we? ) in a race car bed. And of course, we see more of them than anyone. Insert your own Kevin and Eve joke here -- I'm just pretending I'm seeing the image of Chris shirtless again, otherwise I might go blind. Then we see Frank and Courtney cuddling on the roof, and lastly, Joe opening Karen's gift as Karen watches from a corner -- it's a valentine she made for him twenty years ago.