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Top Ten Things Mary Should Know About Mike

10) Still thinks horse races aren't rigged
 9) Changes careers every five years
 8) Son's significant-other, Brenda, a holy terror
 7) Name not legally changed to Corbin
 6) Hasn't made love to a woman since he got to Port Chuck.  May have
    forgotten
 5) Favorite Disney Movie: Lady and The Tramp
 4) Their names alliterate.. it could lead to supercoupledom
 3) It's a Corinthos tradition to keep the women out of the kitchen 
 2) Wants to be just like Mel Gibson
And the number one thing Mary should know about Mike
 1) No storyline

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me." -- Mike