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Top Ten Signs That Scotty Is An Idiot

10) Escapes from the hospital after major surgery 
9) Still waiting for Karen to cash her check 
8) Doesn't take advantage of a willing fainting girl in his arms 
7) Leaves Kevin and Lucy's phone number to receive private messages 
6) Thinks Canadian Mounties are his private police force; disappointed they couldn't come to
Port Charles 
5) Thinks you can buy steak in the hospital cafeteria 
4) Wasting a perfectly good daughter 
3) Scott doesn't even use his directional gyro 
2) It's flowers and candy not pizza and marked cash 
And the number one sign Scott is an idiot:
1) Does not recognize Kevin as a superior being 

"Duh, hello, Superior Being." -- Stimpson J. Cat