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Joe's Top Ten Justifications For Wanting To Sleep Wih A Married Woman

10) Red-hair a tremendous turn on
 9) She's good at helping him with his homework
 8) Knows Nurse Grace is just too darned good for him
 7) He needs guidance
 6) He loves his Mother; and Mom was married
 5) Frank too busy with Julie right now to advise him not to
 4) In love with Karen in the fifth-grade; nothing much has changed
    for him since then
 3) Mutual abiding passion for pineapple on pizza
 2) Skipped that particular Commandment in Sunday School
And the number one justification for wanting to sleep with a 
married woman:
 1) Raging hormones

"No, Joe, no power tools." -- Karen