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Top Ten Reasons Jake Fell For Danielle

10) No taste
 9) He's a masochist 
 8) She's a masochist
 7) She claimed she was going to be the new Snapple spokesperson
 6) Good candidate for possible DNA manipulation 
 5) Ice Cream a big turn-on
 4) Not looking for intellectual companionship
 3) Lip fetish
 2) Close as he could come to a Polish girl
And the number one reason Jake fell for Danielle
 1) Sex

"How will I ever replace Danielle... Oh, look Hee Haw's on." -- Jake