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Top Ten Things Chris Would Do For The Quartermaine Fellowship

10) Sell Girl Scout Cookies
 9) Ruin Julie's perm
 8) Do a Chippendale's Dance at the Nurses' Ball
 7) Sleep with Dr. Monica Quartermaine
 6) Sleep with any Quartermaine
 5) Give up Sex
 4) Expose Jake's penchant for jail bait
 3) Risk being in the same lab with Karen and Joe
 2) Date Amy Viniing
And the number one thing Chris would do for the Quartermaine Fellowship
 1) Cover up big secret that his dad is Burt "Mr. Big" Ramsey

"How do you spell Quartermaine?" -- Dr. Joe Scanlon