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Joe's Top Ten Tips For Not Getting Involved

10) Make it clear your libido comes first
 9) Call in sick a lot
 8) Publicly threaten everyone
 7) Look really cute
 6) When someone asks you about DL56, tell them you were just
    feeding the rats
 5) Ask direct questions
 4) End all opinions with "hey, but it's none of my business"
 3) Forget who you were mad at yesterday
 2) "Accidentally" leave your pager at work
And Joe's number one tip for not getting involved
 1) Hide behind Karen

"If we stay home from the ball and have sex, neither of us will get killed." -- Doctor Joe