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Julie's Top Ten Tips On Being A Murder Suspect

10) Whine incessantly
 9) Threaten to kill your boyfriend's foster child
 8) Steal your housemate's address book
 7) Get a good lawyer
 6) Fire him when he conceals evidence that could clear you
 5) Get plenty of fiber
 4) Use lots and lots of mousse
 3) Have extra custom made pens handy
 2) Whenever there's the slightest evidence, sreech
    "He/she did it!  He/she killed my father!"
And Julie's number one tip on being a murder suspect:
 1) Antagonize the authorities

"You don't really think I'm a crazy bitch, do you?" -- Julie