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Top Ten Things Port Charles Has More Of

10) More celebrity look-a-likes 
 9) More Satin sheets
 8) More vacuous young people
 7) More Sigmund... we hope
 6) More continuity problems
 5) More bad attitudes
 4) More Mac Scorpio than your average GH episode
 3) More badly read clever dialogue
 2) More fake blood
And the number one thing Port Charles Has More Of:
 1) More Power Tools

"Drat! It came unplugged. Oh, dear." -- Joe Scanlon