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[Photo for the week of 02-Apr-2001]

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Frank helps Karen sample the nasty tasting "Time in a Bottle."
Proof that Karen will take anything Frank feeds her...
Karen is wondering how long Frank has spent with the computer after he repeatedly ignores her claims that she can feed herself.
There, just a couple more spoonfuls of this DL-56 and we'll be all set for the night!
You try it! Karen likes everything!
Somehow these romantic eating scenes just don't work as well with Chinese takeout boxes and plastic flatware.
Frank: "Open up. Here comes the airplane."
In an attempt to kill Karen, Frank feeds her take out from Kelly's that Luke cooked.
When I said "gag me with a spoon" about this storyline, I meant it as a joke!
"Crow can be very tasty. This spoonful is for Nellie."
Frank: After one more bite I'll let you have some "Water In A Bottle"
Obviously Karen doesn't remember that Frank likes eyeballs in his chinese food.
Time In A Bottle reduces Karen to infancy.
Frank: Now you be a good girl and eat this while I go heat up your Time in a Bottle.
In addition to Neil and Christina, Frank discovers he has fathered yet another child: Karen.
Eat up. You'll need all your strength to finish this idiotic story line.
"Come on Karen - who's your Daddy? There - that's a good girl!"
After months of the drivel they have been given, Marie goes catatonic and must be spoon-fed.
Have some Frank n' Beans.
Deciding that the PC actors need to be tuned into how the viewers feel, Karen is force fed crap.
I'll loosen the ropes around you hands as soon as you try this new chinese delicacy; stir fried grubs and browned rice. Ummmm, Ummmm good.
Frank and Karen are unaware that the two bottles on the table are filled with TIME
"Here Karen, keep eating. Maybe people will think you've gained weight and we won't have to try to hide your pregnancy anymore. We're running out of things to hide behind."
Frank: "Here Karen, take this Pepto Bismo. It helps get me through this arc, and hopefully it will help you fight the nausea too."
Frank kepts feeding Karen food so she won't have an opportunity to talk about old boyfriends from PCH, Jason and Jagger.
 

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