Chain of Desire

And now, compliments of jjd@acsu.buffalo.edu (James J. Dibenedetto) we present
GH's "Chain of Desire"...

James writes:    The other night, when I had far too much time on my hands, I
realized that every single storyline on GH, and every single character, can be
neatly (well, RELATIVELY neatly) fit into one simple chart.  Every character
can be linked by his/her desires to another character. So without further ado...

Mac wants (not to have the Outback trashed by a distraught)
 Tony, who wants (to be rid of)
  Bobbie, who wants
   Damian, who wants
    Lucy, who wants
     Kevin, who wants
      Felicia, who wants (to see strong and healthy again,)
       Maxie, who wants (to be reunited with)
        Frisco, who wants (to discover, alive,)
         Robert, who wants  
          Anna, who wants (to be reunited with)
           Robin, who wants
            Stone, who wants (to be given more responsibility by)
             Sonny, who wants 
              Brenda, who wants (to ruin the life & career & marriage of)
               Katherine, who wants
              Ned, who wants
             Lois, who wants (to make a lot of $$$ from the singing of)
            Miguel, who wants (to be a doctor, like)
           Monica, who wants (still!)
          Alan, who wants (to beat some sense into)
         A.J., who wants (to be a success in business, just like)
        Edward, who wants (to get good publicity for his incinerator from)
       Tiffany, who wants (although Heaven only knows why)
      Sean, who wants (to arrest & imprison, again)
     Frank Smith, who wants (to kill)
    Luke, who wants
   Laura, who wants (to help)
  MaeMae, who wants (to find out who killed)
 Bradley, who wants (well, would want, if he lived, to see his son,)
Justus, who wants (his footsteps, as lawyer and activist, to be followed in by)
 Keesha, who wants
  Jason, who wants (to spay)
   Annabelle, who wants
    Foster, who wants (to be let in the Quatermain mansion by)
     Lila, who wants (to buy worms from)
    Lucky, who wants (to make money with)
   Sly, who wants (to be reunited with)
  Jenny, who wants
 Paul, who wants (to return to GH, just like)
Scott, who wants (to be on GH, like)
  Amy, who wants (more screen time and her own storyline, like)
   Simone, Steve, Garcia, Officer Johnson, Gail Baldwin, Lee Baldwin,
    Jack Boland, & Lucas all do.

All makes sense, doesn't it?