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Jagger's Top Ten Scientific Theories
10) The further you get from the city the brighter the stars are. 9) Women a different species. 8) Nice clothes make you smarter. 7) Ruby's coffee made from penzoil and herb tea 6) If you wait long enough the dishes will wash themselves. 5) Boxing; an art. 4) Palm Reading; hey, maybe there is something to it. 3) The more ice you put in the cup, the less soda you can put in. 2) The farther you get from things the smaller they look. And Jagger's number one scientific theory: 1) Yeah, I must have a father.