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Jagger's Top Ten Scientific Theories

10) The further you get from the city the brighter
    the stars are.
 9) Women a different species.
 8) Nice clothes make you smarter.
 7) Ruby's coffee made from penzoil and herb tea
 6) If you wait long enough the dishes will wash
    themselves.
 5) Boxing; an art.
 4) Palm Reading; hey, maybe there is something to it.
 3) The more ice you put in the cup, the less
    soda you can put in.
 2) The farther you get from things the smaller they look.
 And Jagger's number one scientific theory:
 1) Yeah, I must have a father.