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Lucy's Top Ten Decorating Tips for Kevin

10) Don't hang up picture of old girlfriend
 9) Leave key labeled Lucy under doormat
 8) Lots of mirrors
 7) Actually hang up paintings
 6) Lose neon beer signs
 5) Everything black
 4) Two Words: Vibrating loveseat
 3) Bedroom done in pastels, with masculine stripes, and
    some modern bread machine sculptures, offset by a
    gigantic velvet portrait of Lucy
 2) Get another spiral staircase and create replica of DNA
And Lucy's number one decorating tip for Kevin:
 1) Erotic knick knacks
"Men don't have knick knacks." -- Kevin Collins
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