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Top Ten Reasons Ned Would Like To Fire A.J.
10) Needs a new haircut. 9) Tells bad hotel jokes. (i.e. "Room Service, I want some ice water." "I'll send up an onion: that'll make your eyes water.") 8) You can't trust a Quartermaine. Ned should know. 7) Reads comic books on duty: well, at least looks at the pictures. 6) Running a crap game in the penthouse. 5) Wants to have boxing matches in the spa. 4) Thinks computer can see him. 3) Wants to do Julia a favor. 2) Caught stealing shower caps from rooms. And the number one reason Ned would like to fire A.J.: 1) He looked at him funny.