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Top Ten Indications That Mac is a Neanderthal

10) The way he eats.
 9) Doesn't seem to need money to live.
 8) Has to shave six times a day, his palms, too.
 7) Still wonders how garbage disposal works: loses
    spoons.
 6) Moves lips while reading menu at Outback, even
    though he knows it by heart.
 5) Believes polygamy is...okay.
 4) Natural rapport with Jagger.
 3) His eyebrows.
 2) Thinks fire is gift from Gods.
And the number one indication that Mac is a Neanderthal:
 1) Doesn't know that all women, Felicia in particular,
    are smarter than he is.