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Top Ten Excuses Karen And Jagger Have For Not Showing up At Work

10) Looking for lost siblings.
 9) Boyfriend problems.
 8) Need time to clobber that jerk A.J..
 7) Mother might be having a fling with richest guy in town;
    have to talk to her about it right away.
 6) Have to work out at Gym every night now that women are
    allowed in.
 5) Went to Rave club last night; have an awful apple juice
    hangover.
 4) Girlfriend problems.
 3) Have to drop off black dress at dry cleaners.
 2) Why work?  Brenda can support me now.
And the number one excuse Karen and Jagger have for not
showing up at work:
 1) Barney the Dinosaur marathon on PBS.