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Top Ten Things Sigmund Watches On TV While Mommy Is Busy With Other Things

 10) Old Disney movie "Million Dollar Duck"
  9) Duck Man (on USA)
  8) The Maltese Falcon
  7) Home Shopping Network (and look Mommy left her credit 
     cards on the end table)
  6) The Birds
  5) Lord Love a Duck (starring Roddy McDowall)
  4) Dragnet with Jack Webb
  3) Disney Channel (but only the programs with Ducks)
  2) The Duck Van Dyke Show
 And the number one thing Sigmund watches on TV:
  1) Cooking with Ishtar 
"Why do people eat ducks?" -- Lucy
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