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Top Ten Things Emily Wants For Christmas

10) Another season's ticket to the Opera
 9) Lois to come home
 8) New set of clothes for her taller figure
 7) That hunky Nickolas to flirt with her
 6) Everyone pretend to be normal for the day
 5) A bong
 4) Absolute Power over the toy train set up
 3) Lucky to acknowledge her existence
 2) Jason to understand that "trimming the tree" doesn't mean
    lopping off all the branches
And the number one thing that Emily wants for Christmas
 1) Some attention for a change
"All right I'll leave." -- Emily
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