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Top Ten Reasons We Think Mac Is More Intelligent Than Jagger
10) Mac has recognizable vital signs (breathing, etc.) 9) Mac is vaguely familiar with American and Australian dialects; two more than Jagger knows 8) Mac can make coffee (or is at least familiar with the procedure); Jagger confused by tea bags 7) Mac can fly a plane; still trying to explain to Jagger what a plane is 6) Mac has a diploma from a Tazmanian Correspondence school; Jagger still trying to figure out what G.E.D. stands for 5) Mac knows wrestling is really fake; Jagger keeps picture of Hulk Hogan on his wall 4) Mac knows approximate locations of major constellations; Jagger has real trouble grasping the Copernican theory 3) Mac can tell when Felicia's angry at him; Jagger still doesn't know Brenda's gone 2) Mac now walking upright And the number one reason we think Mac is more intelligent than Jagger: 1) Who isn't?