The Truth About Spinelli (inspired by Marty)

Written by Antigone on 06-May-2008 10:26 AM [#5]:

Trevor

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!



The pounding on the penthouse door startled them both. Maxie jumped back just in time to spare her designer skirt any collateral damage as Spinelli's orange soda went crashing to the floor.



''Don't answer that!'' he cried.



Maxie rolled her eyes. ''Yes?'' she said, swinging the door wide to reveal a smug Trevor Lansing and two muscle-bound thugs.



''So Mommy's dead,'' the crotchety consigliere oozed. ''Time to come home to Daddy. Boys?''



The goons grabbed their quarry up.



Maxie's foot tapped, incensed. ''Spinelli, what's going on here?''



''It's true, most magnificently magical yet distressingly high-maintenance Maxinista,'' her companion shot over his shoulder as he was hustled to the door. ''Alas, I am produce. In the space of a single, sadly-tragic plot point I've been reduced to a somewhat unappetizing winter squash. I am a zucchini.''



''A Zacchara,'' Trevor corrected.



''Nonetheless, a member of the zucchini family.'' One of the thugs smacked him on the back of the head. ''Owww,'' Spinelli moaned, then pointed a finger back at him. ''That's a cauliflower ear, isn't it? Are you my brother, O Pugilistic One?''



''You can gag him when we get to the car,'' Trevor assured them. ''Miss Jones,'' he offered in parting, ''you have yourself a lovely day.''

What happens next?
Spinelli meets the family.
Sonny vows vengeance. (And he really means it this time.)