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Top Ten Reasons Karen Broke Up With Jagger

10) Hated his new shaving lotion.
 9) Got tired of correcting his grammar.
 8) Boxing, a big turn off.
 7) Didn't like her clothes; she could tell.
 6) Window shade in his room bothered her.
 5) All of Brenda's dresses zip up the back.
 4) Secretly in love with psycho-killer Ryan Chamberlin
    Wow, what a babe!
 3) Won't let her have the remote and doesn't know
    how to use it himself.
 2) Got bugs in her teeth riding on the back of his
And the number reason why Karen broke up with Jagger:
 1) He's prettier than she is.
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