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Top Ten Things That Make Alan Quartermaine Really Angry
10) Reginald not having tea ready at four o'clock. 9) Jason forgetting he's illegetimate. 8) 40+ and still lives with parents. 7) Monica much smarter than he is. 6) Hilary Clinton devoted to Bill. 5) Meg and Amy won't take his phone calls. 4) TV Guide crossword puzzles too hard. 3) Nobody ever filled him in on the Ryan thing. 2) Father's looking different but no one seems to notice. And the number one thing that makes Alan really angry: 1) A.J. isn't Rick Weber's son.