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Top Ten Things Revealed By Jagger's CAT Scan

10) Scar tissue from one of Tony's secret brain operations
 9) Earring Brenda's been looking for
 8) Scanner in fine working order
 7) Cobwebs
 6) Medical technicians laugh, too
 5) Helmet just a fashion accessory for Jagger
 4) He's actually an alien (space not Italian)
 3) Mac and Jagger's CAT Scan's almost identical, but
    Jagger's brain denser
 2) Teeny-tiny mice in the cerebral cortex
And the number one thing revealed by Jagger's CAT scan:
 1) Nothin'
 
"They did a CAT scan, but nothin'."  Stone