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Top Ten Things Mac Is Going To Do Now That He And Felicia Have Broken Up

10) Clean out the garage
 9) Watch "Crocodile Dundee" over and over
 8) Take favorite Dog Bowl out of hiding
 7) Openly flirt with Katy Bell
 6) Read all the back issues of "Penthouse"
 5) Clip nose hairs in bed
 4) Bitch at Robin for being a less-than-perfect-teenager
 3) Introduce wacky-tie night at the Outback
 2) Stock up on microwave popcorn
And the number one thing Mac is going to now that he and
Felicia have broken up:
 1) Sulk
"We're all making the necessary adjustments." Mac Scorpio
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