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Top Ten Things We Might See At Kelly's Grand Re-Opening
10) Twenty years of gunk scraped off of grill 9) Life sized poster of Antonio Sabato Jr. over the cash register 8) Salt and Pepper in correct shakers 7) Poor Lily, poor, poor Lily; forced to live and work at Kelly's and asscoiate with Miguel 6) Return of the joyful community spirit 5) Outbreak of Ptomaine poisoning 4) Redecorated; celadon counters and tables, origami wall hangings, tons and tons of origami. Just so damn relaxing 3) Croissants added to menu 2) New liquor license And the number one thing we might see at Kelly's Grand Re -Opening 1) Ruby; back at the counter dispensing advice, plutonium based coffee and illegal passportsWelcome back Norma Connolly!!!