Top Ten Lists

October 18th (In honor of Jon Lindstrom's Birthday)

Top Ten Good Things That Could Happen to Kevin

10) Office repainted
 9) Felicia turns to Tony
 8) Sonny shows up for therapy; business is booming
 7) Mac and Kevin bond in aboriginal ceremony
 6) Ruby doesn't throw rolls at him when he comes
    into Kelly's
 5) Allowed to associate with more than three characters
 4) Is never introduced to Miguel
 3) Ryan sends him personalized license plate "SHRINK"
 2) No more nightmares about that moistened bint, Grace
And the number one good thing that could happen to Kevin:
 1) Lucy remembers his name

"Luuuy! Luuuy!" -- Kevin Collins

Top Ten Good Things That Could Happen To Ryan

10) Prison rec room repainted
 9) Prisoner in the next cell stops displaying an
    interest when Ryan mentions his alleged body count
 8) Finally allowed to work in prison laundry; dyes
    everything interesting shade of purple
 7) Takes up transcendental meditation and has an out-of
    -body experience
 6) Mac and Sean stop sending hate mail
 5) Allowed to associate with someone (anyone!)
 4) Is never introduced to Miguel
 3) Kevin sends him a candygram
 2) No more nightmares about Mother
And the number one good thing that could happen to Ryan:
 1) Felicia forgets his name

"That's nice, that's really nice." -- Ryan Chamberlain