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Top Ten Ways To Make Kevin Happy

10) Gush about his paintings
 9) Use a high pressure jet
 8) Intelligent conversation
 7) Donald Duck Cartoons
 6) Leather
 5) Pretend you've never heard of Ryan Chamberlain
 4) A private romantic dinner with lots of double
    entendres
 3) Agree with him and ignore all his little quirks
 2) The prospect of getting Sonny in therapy
And the number way to make Kevin Happy:
 1) Lucy

"You bring out the demons in me, Lucy." -- Kevin Collins