Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things That Make Kevin Grumpy

10) Art critics
 9) Incorrectly prepared cappucino
 8) People not getting his puns or historical references
 7) Barney the Dinosaur
 6) Chintz
 5) Mentioning Ryan
 4) Banana cream pies
 3) Annoying airhead blonde barbie doll friends who don't
    know when to leave well enough alone and back off
 2) All the amateurs practicing psychiatry in Port Charles
And the number one thing that makes Kevin grumpy:
 1) He doesn't fool Lucy for one minute

"Don't put too much stock in me." -- Kevin Collins (Too late, babe, investors are pouring in.)