Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Ways To Improve Miguel's Image

10) Hide his cue cards
 9) Romance with Madonna
 8) Sing more James Taylor
 7) Sex change operation
 6) Marry Lisa Marie Presley
 5) Two words: English tutor
 4) Appear on the Letterman show
 3) Cure the hair flipping, hand twitching tics
 2) Stay away from Brenda and Sonny
And the number one way to improve Miguel's image
 1) A regular program of good oral hygiene

"Mumble, mumble, mumble, que?" Miguel Morez