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Top Ten Annoying Things About Working For The Quartermaines
10) Edward still gets my name wrong half the time (Ralph, Rudy, Roderick, Rapunzel, Annabelle) 9) Monica; complain, complain, complain and really sucking down the champagne lately too 8) Jason: Has already changed water into wine and walked across the swimming pool. I'm alarmed about what this might be leading to 7) Alan; keeps digging graves in the garden and telling me it's the Panama Canal 6) Lila always asking me if I can obtain a lid of marijauna for her 5) Ned starting to hide behind me whenever Katy comes into the room 4) Annabelle eats better than I do 3) A.J. insists on addressing me as "my man!" 2) Brenda and Lois flouncing around in those skimpy outfits have made me drop the tea service at least three times. (Afraid Sonny might catch me drooling over "his Woman") And the number one annoying thing about working for the Quartermaines 1) Still desperately miss Tracy's sunny disposition and gentle aura"Reginald, I'd like to have coffee on the veranda this morning." -- Lila Quartermaine